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[It is nighttime in CFUD, a densely foggy kind of night where the moon can't be seen and anyone out would have to be familiar with dark lurking things to want to go into the woods. But for those who are curious a strange spectacle has taken place where one cruel firebending princess has just shoved a red-coated fat man against a battered, reindeerless sleigh]
"Who would attack Santa?" indeed. I thought you were a master informant, old man. You should know the Fire Nation sees all North Pole Water Tribes as aggressors. Your little 'toy' trade is a ruse that only children and fools would fall for, and I'm neither. Yes, I know all about you. Mr. Kringle, Old Saint Nick, those aliases would help if you were smart enough not to go trekking about in a bright red suit.
Even if you're not the terrorist I'm after, you're working with the Director if you can come and go as you please. So you have two options. You will tell me how you've escaped this encampment in the previous years and any contacts you have, or I will prove to you why you should rightly fear me being on your naughty list. Don't let the blue flame fool you, it's much hotter than chestnuts roasting over an open fire.
((For anyone who wants join in the kidnapping Santa antics. The post will be open all weekend for those who want to tag in.))
"Who would attack Santa?" indeed. I thought you were a master informant, old man. You should know the Fire Nation sees all North Pole Water Tribes as aggressors. Your little 'toy' trade is a ruse that only children and fools would fall for, and I'm neither. Yes, I know all about you. Mr. Kringle, Old Saint Nick, those aliases would help if you were smart enough not to go trekking about in a bright red suit.
Even if you're not the terrorist I'm after, you're working with the Director if you can come and go as you please. So you have two options. You will tell me how you've escaped this encampment in the previous years and any contacts you have, or I will prove to you why you should rightly fear me being on your naughty list. Don't let the blue flame fool you, it's much hotter than chestnuts roasting over an open fire.
((For anyone who wants join in the kidnapping Santa antics. The post will be open all weekend for those who want to tag in.))