TODAY, AT THE PORK N' RIND
HEY EVERYBODY PAY ATTENTION OR I'LL COME TO YOUR CABIN AND PERSONALLY PUNCH EACH AND EVERY ONE OF YOU!!
GOT IT? GOOD!
TODAY ONLY, ALL-YOU-CAN-EAT AT THE PORK'N'RIND!! CHEAP BEER!! LADIES' NIGHT!! TODAY'S SPECIALS ARE SEA KITTENS AND LAND FISHES, BONED AND GRILLED TO PERFECTION!! ALL PROCEEDS DONATED TO THE CAMP LIBERATION ORGANIZATION ACROSS!!
GOT IT? GOOD!
TODAY ONLY, ALL-YOU-CAN-EAT AT THE PORK'N'RIND!! CHEAP BEER!! LADIES' NIGHT!! TODAY'S SPECIALS ARE SEA KITTENS AND LAND FISHES, BONED AND GRILLED TO PERFECTION!! ALL PROCEEDS DONATED TO THE CAMP LIBERATION ORGANIZATION ACROSS!!