Kidnapping!!!1!
[No matter who you are, no matter where you are, sometime today you may have found a handwritten note in your cabin that read simply:We have your friend. If you want them back unharmed, bring all the money you have and something mechanical and come to the edge of the forest at nightfall. Of course, by yourself.
...You may or may not have noticed anyone you know actually missing.
Either way, or if you just happen to wander by, at the edge of the forest at nightfall is a young man in coveralls, brandishing a large wrench and pacing back and forth. Another young man is sitting in a chair nearby, watching him and looking somewhat confused.]
Aaaahaha, any minute now, any minute now - it will be a fun and exciting story, I'm sure.
...You may or may not have noticed anyone you know actually missing.
Either way, or if you just happen to wander by, at the edge of the forest at nightfall is a young man in coveralls, brandishing a large wrench and pacing back and forth. Another young man is sitting in a chair nearby, watching him and looking somewhat confused.]
Aaaahaha, any minute now, any minute now - it will be a fun and exciting story, I'm sure.