Friday the Thirteenth Part XIII: This time, it's just ridiculous
*if you happen to look outside today, or if you were walking along, there is a very good chance that you will see a mob of black cats. a baker's dozen, in fact! thirteen angry, bitter, unlucky cats, all of which are tripping up a pretty young man who was just trying to take a walk.*
*now, if you think that's sad, you'll find this sadder. he's going to trip over the cats, stumble backwards under a ladder and knock over a dozen and a half salt shakers on the way. you might be thinking wow, this kid sure is unlucky. but it's not over yet.*
*with a squawk and a flail, the young man has just landed inside... oh dear... *
*with a tremendous BOOM!!, it explodes, and a million shattered pieces of mirror fall from the sky, raining down on the poor young man, who has entered the fetal position and is clinging to his knees for dear life.*
*BUT WAIT! he's sitting up! he's okay! he's --
...... just taken a horseshoe to the head and is flat on his back. whoops.*
((... well as long as I am playing the unluckiest man in the world I may as well take advantage of today!))
*now, if you think that's sad, you'll find this sadder. he's going to trip over the cats, stumble backwards under a ladder and knock over a dozen and a half salt shakers on the way. you might be thinking wow, this kid sure is unlucky. but it's not over yet.*
*with a squawk and a flail, the young man has just landed inside... oh dear... *
*with a tremendous BOOM!!, it explodes, and a million shattered pieces of mirror fall from the sky, raining down on the poor young man, who has entered the fetal position and is clinging to his knees for dear life.*
*BUT WAIT! he's sitting up! he's okay! he's --
...... just taken a horseshoe to the head and is flat on his back. whoops.*
((... well as long as I am playing the unluckiest man in the world I may as well take advantage of today!))