Feb 18, 2009 17:19
[Werever you are, you may suddenly find yourself compelled to hug someone or be hugged by someone. This will persist for all within this post until someone hugs Chuck Norris.]
Hugging is healthy! It helps the body's immune system, reduces stress, induces sleep, and has no unpleasant side effects. Unless your name happens to begin with Sohma. It's all natural. It's organic, naturally sweet, has no pesticides, no preservatives, and no artificial ingredients, and is 100% wholesome. There are no monthly payments; it's theft-proof, non-taxable, and of course, fully returnable.
((ooc: BTW hugging Delirium could have an effect other than the hugging being contagious, but I'm completely open to effect or lack thereof in case anyone's >_> about it!))