Feb 19, 2009 19:12
Ov'r the course of my time in this encampment, I have seen many of the perils that one may face here. The will of this place is not always as amiable as it appears on first arrival or when one is lulled into repose, and oft poses a great threat to many who do not possess the means to defend themselves. Those who know of what I speak do not need such reminders and those who do not would do well to take heed: While you are afforded the time, take up the means to defend thyself. Again, I bear hope that any who has borne battle, and even those who have not, will leave another to any threat this encampment may procure. But do not expect such luck at every turn. You are your own master, and should do well to guard that which you ought by your own hand.
[. . . chirp chirp chirp, and after another moment the clearing of a throat:]
What her Majesty speaks of is if any should wish to learn a means of defense, be it through swords or fists, she and I both offer our assistance in the matter, should any care to take it.
[[Telling you guys now: Slow warnings are in effect. Feel free to mingle. Basch will bbl.]]