[There is a girl with a table set up outside with various
geodes set up around. She's studying them excitedly and intently, probably muttering to herself]
Okay, so I know these aren't like real crystals but maybe if I try to comb-AHHHHHHH! OUCH! HEY! STOP THAT!
[...The geodes bite. And it hurts. So she's probably just thrown one toward your head.]