[ITP: emasculating alien technology]

[dontshakemyhand]

*It's a normal day of counselor arrivals. The sun is shining, the lake is stinking, and there's a new facility in the woods on the east side of the lake. For those who are pinged by this sort of thing, you may pick up on the fact that the entire building is alive, although not sentient. There are zombies carrying beds in through the entrance, and a tall, green alien snarling a warning (passive-aggressively) at each pair that passes through.*

*Approach him, Y/N?*