[in the middle of camp today there is a throne! nothing particularly exciting about it, really.
. . . except for the crow handcuffed to it wearing an
18th century Prussian uniform sans the hat]
Alright, whichever one of you bastards did this can STEP UP NOW AND ACCEPT YOUR PUNISHMENT. And give me the damn keys to get these off, too!
(ETA: CROW IS TAKIN' A BREAK and losing coherency anyway. Will pick up later/tomorrow! ♥)