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[If you're in the middle of camp today, you may notice a light blue car--or possibly just a light blue blur--zooming back and forth, in an out of sight. This has been going on for a few minutes now, but wait. It's stopping.
Now that's strange. The words 'STUDENT DRIVER' are painted on the back of the car, but it looks like no one's in the driver's seat. In fact there's no one in the car at all.
So where's that ultra-fast voice coming from?]
Well. I've just taken the liberty of covering the entire area that's been allocated to this establishment in a search for a way out. It seems there really is an impenetrable barrier preventing escape, which along with being very inconvenient, is also something I wasn't aware existed outside Detroit. So if all of you don't mind, I'd very much appreciate if someone explained that little detail to me.
[Standard Transformation Noises go here and the car is suddenly not a car anymore]
And while you're at it, an explanation for the graffiti I've had stuck on my bumper would be nice too.
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Now that's strange. The words 'STUDENT DRIVER' are painted on the back of the car, but it looks like no one's in the driver's seat. In fact there's no one in the car at all.
So where's that ultra-fast voice coming from?]
Well. I've just taken the liberty of covering the entire area that's been allocated to this establishment in a search for a way out. It seems there really is an impenetrable barrier preventing escape, which along with being very inconvenient, is also something I wasn't aware existed outside Detroit. So if all of you don't mind, I'd very much appreciate if someone explained that little detail to me.
[Standard Transformation Noises go here and the car is suddenly not a car anymore]
And while you're at it, an explanation for the graffiti I've had stuck on my bumper would be nice too.
((Intro! New voice, keywords, etc. standard disclaimers apply.))