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Character: Lunamaria Hawke
Series: Gundam SEED Destiny
Canon: GSD. Angst wangst angst. Where are the less angsty characters, you ask?
Lunamaria, or Luna for short, is one of the crew on board the Minerva, and
she is also the pilot of the Zaku Warrior, but now she's the pilot of Impulse.
(Henshin Gattai scenes suit females more, definitely.) Calm and polite, but
not afraid to voice out her opinions at times, she also wears the red uniform
which shows that she graduated from the One Academy as one of the top/elites.
Hm, so far the camp looks kind of... strange. I decided not to idle
around because Executive Officer Trine once mentioned that 'life is
short and time is money' and stuff I couldn't remember, so I decided
to find a cabin or a shack where I can crash in for the night. During my
search for decent lodging, I saw a couple of signs proclaiming that
we may grow extra limbs here. Just as I was pondering over the accuracy
of the message, the first person who walked past me commented on my
so-called lovely antenna. I have an antenna on my head now? Then that
person pointed me to a run-down cabin in the distance where my 'brothers
and sisters with antennae' (they're seven-feet-tall cockroaches, I
tell you! What in the world?) were enjoying themselves with DDR.
Hallucinations...? Darn, I knew I shouldn't have drunk that
mixture of coke and vinegar yesterday after that silly Truth or Dare
game. But I'll deal with Yolant later.
But personally, I think it's rude to interrupt people or... things
when they're busy, so I decided to avoid the cockroaches and walk near
the lake in hopes of seeing more sane people and getting reinforcements.
The lake looked serene except for these GLUB-GLUB-GLUB sounds
and nearby tree roots which seem to have taken a liking to my skirt.
Oh man, didn't your mother tree teach you appropriate manners, like
not to grope at ladies? I simply don't get perverts and their fancy for
anything short. And breasts, maybe. Especially those that jiggle... go
boing boing like they're made of latex, you know? Anyway, as if
the tree roots weren't enough, these fanged ponies popped out from...
well, somewhere and came dashing towards me with their hooves
in lacy cowboy shoes and screeching, "Guten morgen! Guten morgen~~~! ♥"
Which is rather strange, because the last time I checked, I was sure that it was nighttime.
So I was forced to climb a nasty tree, and if those roots attempt to
molest me once again, I'll break into a cabin (once the ponies go away
of course, because Meyrin will confine me to watching romance soaps with
her if I were to harm anything she deems adorable), steal an axe and hack
them into pieces. I'm highly in need of firewood, anyway.
Hey, I may be a girl, but I'm still a red. So eat that. Hm, there's
a pretty good view up here and I spy more cabins in the distance. Excellent.
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Character: Toboe
Series: Wolf's Rain
Canon: Toboe is a wolf who can fool humans into
thinking he's a teenaged girl...er, boy. He's ultra-cuddly, loves
people, loves attention, and tries to see the positive side of
everything. Toboe can be a goof and often screws up because of his
naivety, but he still insists that he's just as good as anyone else.
He's easily spooked, especially by things like giant bugs and kitties.
And he tends to get worked up easily. But he also has great inner
strength when necessary. Toboe is part of the four-wolf pack that set
out to find Paradise (please don't ask me to explain what Paradise is.
I will cry.) The Flower Maiden Cheza is their guide.
Hi, I'm Toboe! I hope these clicky-things are working right.
Um, could someone tell me where I am? And why everything smells funny?
I tried to ask the birds, but they made this awful noise. Like
singing, but it wasn't like Cheza's. They really hurt my
ears. Then these purple MONSTERS showed up! I had to hide in
the lake just so I wouldn't get eaten!
That's where I met my new friend Kevin Olsen. He's really cool. He
lives in the lake all by himself, and he's super strong and really,
really big. Even bigger than Tsume.
We got into this awesome tug'o'war contest when I showed up. Kevin was
so excited, he reached right out and grabbed me. I'm pretty good at
tug'o'war. Granny and me played all the time. I even pulled Kevin out
of the water! Too bad, he's not a good loser. ouch. my neck
kinda hurts. But I cheered him up right away. We took turns
seeing who could hold his breath the longest and made silly faces and
played tag. And I told him all about Paradise. About the beautiful
flowers and the huge fields and the wolves everywhere. I don't
think Kevin likes flowers that much. So I found a neat ball
for us to play with. ...He didn't like that either.
I'm sure he didn't mean to knock me that far.
I don't understand. Are the toys bad here? Toys are supposed to be
fun. Why did it hurt Kevin?
I don't like this. Not that I'm afraid. I-I can take
care of myself. I'm not a pup anymore. Don't worry, Kevin. We'll
stick together against the bad toys. I'm sure we'll find help. There's
so many people here. Maybe we can ask that pretty Rose Bride to help.
She seems extra friendly, always giving people flowers and smiling. I
wonder if she's a Flower Maiden like Cheza. Bet she smells nice too. I
can't wait to---AHHHH!!111
nobodysaidtherewerecatshere. Can I have another room
please?
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Character: Tot/Nanami Kyouno
Series: Weiß Kreuz / Knight Hunters
Canon: Tot is the youngest member of the all-female assassin/bodyguard team known as Schreient. She considers the other members to be her sisters, and for their employer to be her Papa. She is also in love with the youngest member of an allied team, Nagi Naoe of Schwarz. Due to childhood trauma, however, Tot acts like a four-year-old (including carrying around her best friend and confidant, a stuffed toy named Rabbi-chan) for a large part of the time. She is actually quite aware of the fact that she is a teenager, though when she refers to herself in the third person, it's a bit harder to believe. She alternates between first and third person, though generally remains in third. Schreient's main goal is to bring Masafumi, Tot's Papa, back to life---he was almost killed due to a team called Weiss (in their fight, he sprouted a few extra limbs and tentacles!), but Schreient kept him alive in a... tube. Tot is nearly as unpredictable as her weapon---a large, yellow umbrella with a heart-shaped handle and a deadly spike at the end.
Hey! Tot thought that Nagi-kun was going to be here! But he isn't, and now Tot and Rabbi-chan are going to be all alone.
What do you think, Rabbi? Tot tried to leave earlier, but she couldn't get out, and then it was kind of like sleeping, but itchy. Tot didn't see a wall, did you? No? Now we're stuck here, and Nagi-kun can't get in and rescue us again.
Oh! What's that? Pretty birdies!
... Those birdies are mean. I don't like them. Who told them that Tot was going to grab them from behind?
Mean. They're all mean here!
How can Tot get out of here? Guess we have to wait until someone can help us, Rabbi-chan. 'Til then, I bet we can make new friends!
Is the glowing green water from the lake good for tea parties? The bathroom water was too creepy, huh, Rabbi-chan? It was all bloody, like when Tot hits the people's arteries. Is that good or bad? Rabbi doesn't think it will make good party tea, and Rabbi-chan is almost as smart as Papa, but Tot thinks the blood is icky, so we'll have real green tea!
Maybe Tot should invite the zombies, too. They look lonely, and---hey! You don't get to bite Rabbi-chan! And---EEK!
... No more zombies. Never ever. Not 'til Rabbi-chan is fixed up again.
Wait. Rabbi-chan, didn't someone tell us that there was a tentacle monster in the lake? Do you think it's Papa? We have to go find out! Once you're better. Maybe the nurse has band aids for you! Let's go find out! I'll bet it'll be fun!
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Character: Juri Arisugawa
Series: Revolutionary Girl Utena (http://www.animenewsnetwork.com/encyclopedia/anime.php?id=207)
Canon: Juri is graceful, beautiful, and intelligent. She comes by many nicknames, including "the Prince" and "the Leopard." The students and even teachers of Ohtori Academy respect and fear her. Too bad, since all Juri really wants is a girlfriend, specifically Shiori, her longtime childhood friend. Too bad Shiori's out humping everything with a penis. But maybe someday... In the meantime, Juri enjoys fencing, dueling, bowling, modeling, student counciling, and other activities that end in -ing.
I have arrived at Camp Fuckudie (I think the name originates from a Hindi spirit of renewal and reflection...or a Native American burial ground, I can't recall at the moment) with high hopes. I packed very little: just clean clothes in which I'll eventually travel back to Ohtori, my new locket, my camera, my lucky sword, my balls (perhaps I'll indulge in a little bowling), 17 bottles of curl control hair gel, and my shoulder massager.
I think this vacation will do me good. There's fresh air, trees, water, OH GOOD LORD ZOMBIES BRB.
I'm very glad I brought my sword with me. I dispatched the undead in swiftness that would make the other duelists proud. Unfortunately, this does bring to light the fact that the dead seem to walk the grounds here. Troubling. Perhaps they're just like wild animals, roaming the ground, they're more scared of me than I of them, etc. It would be nice if we could coexist peacefully with nature and the undead WHAT THE HELL THERE'S MORE
This is why I'm glad I write my entries in a word processing program first, then copy and paste to post. After dispatching more zombies (one of them nearly bit off my necklace and was thrashed extra for it), I met some other campers, and learned of a murder in the ranks. Terrible. Whoever did it must be found out and brought to justice. After I finish my post. Also, I saw Anthy Himemiya here, and a pastel-haired man whose face I can't quite place. I'm sure it will come back to me later. After the campers and I dispersed, I made sure to slap Himemiya for good measure. I'm sure she deserved it.
Zombies, a murder, Himemiya, and this humidity prove it. There's no such thing as miracles.
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Character: Hinata Hyuuga
Series: Naruto
Canon: Hinata is timid, soft-spoken, doesn't stand out much, and is prone to hiding behind things or poking her fingers together when nervous. She was previously looked down upon by the Hyuuga main house, of whom she is the heiress, and by her cousin Neji because she was not the "right material" for being a ninja, but relations with both seem to have improved. Although wielding the Byakugan, she lacks in skill, talent, and self-esteem - but, she's working on it, being the determined little thing she is. Hinata is the opposite of Neji; as Kishimoto puts it, her "theme" is "by believing in yourself, you can become a new person". One of the most notable things about her is that currently, Hinata is the only girl crushing on Naruto, admiring him for his "You'll never get me down!" attitude.
Um, well ... Kurenai-sensei, if you are somehow reading this, I'm sorry for not being able to perform the Shunshin no Jutsu properly. You said it was pretty basic, and I should have been able to do it, but I ... I think I must have messed up one of my hand-seals. Right now, I'm in a place which looks nothing like the other countries we go to during missions, and so far ... I have been unable to perform the Shunshin to return to Konoha. No doubt you are very disappointed in me, Kurenai-sensei. I'm-
I'm sorry, I have been trying to stop doing that. Think positive, think positive. There were these weirdly coloured birds who seemed to know where the blind spot in my Byakugan is (even when I took Neji-niisan's advice and tried turning my head around all the time) and, well ... I'm kind of covered in smashed tomatoes at the moment. The birds left me alone when I hid inside the hollow of this tree that I found, but then the bottom of the hollow disappeared, and I fell down the hole ... Did those birds know about this? They seemed to have been ... cackling as they flew away (can birds do that?) ... And now I've found myself in a tunnel of some sort. Something is blocking my Byakugan NO MATTER HOW HARD I TRY ... so I haven't been able to find my way out yet. If only I were stronger, maybe I could- No no no, I mustn't think like that, I mustn't-!
Father, Neji-niisan, I'm sorry. You both said I was improving, but I couldn't even handle a situation like this by myself.
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Character: Russell Tringham
Series: Full Metal Alchemist
Canon: Russell Tringham is a tall, young alchemist who specializes in plant alchemy. He’s led a rather rough life, with his father disappearing. The boy has a good conscience, often focused on his family-honoring his dead father, and protecting his kid brother-but Russell has morality issues in that he will gladly impersonate Edward Elric if he thinks that it will help him solve his immediate problems, even minor ones such as buying unnecessary books. Tending to be rather aloof, he likes to think that he knows best; when it turns out that he doesn’t, he generally freezes up and is unable to solve the problem on his own, especially the ones he caused himself. His smile tends to be smug, and his mannerisms tend to be somewhat flamboyant, despite constantly wearing suspenders.
I would first like to note that this typing machine is extraordinary. After explaining that I’m the Fullmetal Alchemist, I got someone to show me how to use it, and they were even kind enough to explain what this “internet” thing is. I am told that it is for porn, though I can’t access it because of the evils that are the people who run this camp.
Speaking of which, I’m having a hard time believing that this is an actual summer camp. The first reason being that I still don’t know how I got here, though I suspect it might have something to do with the tranquilizer dart I found in my neck when I woke up. My second reason is the fact that they seem to be out to kill us all.
I’m going to concentrate on staying alive, instead of getting involved in the investigation of the murder. I’ve already tried hiding. That damn loudspeaker started shouting where I was, though. Restrained the first zombies with a simple vine transmutation, but this simply drew more of them. So in a moment of sheer genius, I transmuted a giant Venus Fly Trap to eat the lot. Unfortunately, it turns out that zombies do not taste good. I think I am the first person to ever see a carnivorous plant vomit--didn’t really think it was physically possible. …Got zombie pieces all over my nice white shirt. Do you know how terrible it is to have half-digested, rotting flesh in your clothes? Zombies stain. I tried washing it, but that only makes it worse.
…But I must go. After the zombies, I got overly cautious, and…well, there’s some very odd people around here whom I didn’t take chances with. And now there’s a short megalomaniac with a skin condition approaching that I’d really rather avoid. Attempting to decide who is shorter, him or Edward.
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Character: Lumine
Series: Megaman X8
Canon: Lumine, is the operator/leader of the Jacob project or The Elevator. The eventual bad buy of Megaman X8 YES! FOR ONCE IT WASN’T COMPLETELY SIGMAS FAULT! [SHOCK] Lumine uses him self as bate making X and Crew thinking that it is entirely Vile and Sigma’s fault. Later, you learn that Lumine wants to get rid of the older reploids and basically genocide the entire planet, and move the NEW generation reploids (like Axl, but who is a prototype.) to the moon. Luime seems like a normal reploid, but is really a sadistic manipulative creepy bastard. Lumine is also the one that probably has mentally scared Axl for life.!
I really did not see this coming. So, not only does the Elevator BREAK DOWN. Something that even I had not thought possible. But it does any way, now we find out that the power cup-link was severed! And the only way of replacing it, believe it or not, is in the middle of nowhere! The energy source is the same match that we need for the cup-link to work again.
How any thing we would ever need is out here, in the middle of nowhere, is beyond me. How can people function out here? Oh right, being meager being as they are they probably don’t have the superiority of us newer reploids. Inferior beings. Just you wait X, I’ll get you my pretty and your little reploids too.
It appears that there actually is some sort of civilization out here, wile not seeming that sophisticated. It might actually be amusing to see what these pathetic excuses are using the energy source for, probably utilizing it in some stupid human fashion as all ways.
I seem to have stumbled upon what seems to be a human, although it seems incapable of speech, or it’s a new language. That’s odd, my processors should be able to translate…
Oh…that’s going to leave a stain.
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Character: Mizuki Hajime
Series: Tennis no Oujisama // Prince of Tennis
Canon: Mizuki is the manager of the St. Rudolph tennis team, playing as a regular, and also acting as a data collector, much like Inui Sadaharu from Seigaku. Aside from that, Mizuki acts also as a recruiter of sorts, and he is constantly trying to persuade players whom he sees potential in to join the tennis team at St. Rudolph. He is undoubtedly very intelligent, and puts his cleverness to good use during tennis matches, although he is somewhat underhand in his methods. He is also highly manipulative and ruthless, preferring to appear calm, collected and in control at all times. He likes to be in the limelight and enjoys being the centre of attention. Perfectly aware of his good looks and how attractive he is, he does not hesitate to use this to his advantage when he needs to.
Mizuki's personality is very much like that of a princess, and he certainly enjoys the finer things in life. He is also well preened, and carries lip gloss and an antique hand mirror with him at all times. He is very fond of afternoon tea, preferably with cake, and is the proud wearer of a rather ghastly (and ghei) silk purple and pink flowered shirt [see above for picture of said shirt]. He has also been seen in a French maid outfit (also purple, complete with frills). Other notable traits include his posing, constant hair twirling, obsession with the Fuji brothers Syusuke and Yuuta, and his most used phrase, "Nfu~".
~ Log #001, Day 1 ~
Strange. I was quite sure that I had booked a tennis training camp.
I had a rather interesting welcome here. One does not usually expect attacks from giant tennis-ball-like... things upon entering any premises. Certainly, they bounced (albeit with wings), and it is not rare to find multi-coloured tennis balls, but I have yet to come across any that talk. It was most unnerving that they appeared to be repeating "How are you?" and "I'm fine!" over-cheerfully whilst initiating their group attack. Brandishing a tennis racket (rather bravely on my part, may I add) resulted in a rather alarming increase in their speed. Thankfully, such ambushes are relatively easy to run away from avoid, if one has had intensive tennis training such as I, nfu. Note to self: Stay at least 5m away from such... things, in the future.
Another interesting phenomina, worthy of data collection, further observation and possibly avoidance (aside from the hourly zombie attacks, of course) appear to be the rather... inquisitive tree roots. I must give them credit though, for they appreciate and indeed, perhaps share (if trees were to ever clothe themselves, I suppose) my choice of fashion style. They seemed awfully keen to steal my shirt away from me at any rate.
It appears, however, that said shirt is very useful. Not only does it serve as a fashion statement, in addition, it provides some much needed protection from zombies and all manner of things undead. (It seemed to have the same effect on some fellow campers too, who were kind enough to try to come to my rescue whilst I was screaming myself hoarse, but I am more inclined to think that those were zombies in disguise.) I must admit, I was indeed rather alarmed upon discovering their presence, and was afraid a fainting fit would overcome me, and leave me to be devoured by them. However, a flash of my shirt produced excellent results, even better I dare say, than the use of the shotgun which I was given upon arrival. Perhaps they are allergic to purple. Or maybe it was the pink flowers...? Something tells me also that my maid outfit would be even more powerful, nfu. I must try it out some time.
It seems a curious creature also resides in the nearby lake, with very nubile and numerous limbs. Upon overcoming my initial shock at having a less than friendly meeting with one of said limbs, I firmly believe that, with some taming, it may yet do very well in the St. Rudolph tennis team. Though I fear I did my tennis racket much damage by using it as a club whilst I jumped and retreated. However, any attempts I made to communicate with it were met with more lashings, and I was forced to abandon my attempt. I shall return again with more protection tomorrow. Perhaps I should test the maid uniform then.
Ah. It is time for my daily afternoon tea break. I do hope there is a kettle here in my lodgings (Though I believe "hut" is a more appropriate word, but it sounds rather vulgar); I am in need of some calming cammomile tea, given the rather dire circumstances which I have found myself in. My throat is uncomfortably dry, having screamed a little more often today than I would have during an ordinary tennis match. Said lodgings, incidently, were rather bare. However, I do believe that the purple flowered lace throws look very becoming on the furniture, and has improved the accomodation somewhat.
...I have a feeling that such breaks will be much needed during my stay at this camp. I do hope that I will not run out of teabags.
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Character: Kurono Kei
Series: Gantz
Canon: Kei was a great kid; a leader,
a fearless risk taker, and a charismatic to a fault.
Then he grew up; jaded, cynical, and self-important.
A pervert and a bit scared of life, Kei became the
antithesis of his youth.
Then, after being reunited with a friend from his past,
he was gruesomely decapitated by a train. Life’s a bitch.
After his “death” he was forced into a killing game by Gantz,
(the technicalities here are WAY to long winded to be worth
explaining) and through the experience gained back much of
what made him such a cool kid. He got back the leadership
ability, along with the courage, smooth moves, and fast thinking.
Unfortunately, although he’s a better human being in general now,
he’s still a pervert and hopelessly jaded. To make it worse, his
regained charisma and courage don’t translate to woman. The
pervert still sucks at girls, and has the unfortunate disadvantage
of “foot in mouth” disease.
(private)
Oh, fuck this. Just fuck it. Summer camp? How the hell did I get
talked into this shit? If it’s not one stupid thing it’s another.
God, I hate the woods! If I get bit by another damn bug that I can’t
identify, there’s going to be hell to pay. UGH. I don’t need this.
Summer is a time of rest; relaxing in front of a nice dirty video,
maybe read a magazine, spank lil’ Kei around a bit... Not wade around
in sludge water trying to get away from creatures that can’t
POSSIBLY be of the lord. Why is my life jam-fucking-packed with having
to kill things I can’t identify? Who thought this was a good idea, huh?
Jesus fuck. Fucking summer camp. As soon as I find Katou…there’s going
to be words.
The chicks are to die for though... I gotta mark that one down
under “damn lucky”. These girls will be the saving grace of my
shitty little adventure in this great wild waste of space camp.
Place seems swamped with them now that I think about it; like a
fucking collective of Grade A tits. Also, I seem to be one of
the only guys here... damn good odds. Might even make it worth
spending a summer in the bug infested outdoors.
(end private)
So… hi. I just got here, and I was wondering if any of you girls
could maybe show me where my cabin is? You all seem to know what’s
going on around here, and if you maybe wanted to stay and, you know,
tell me all about it once we find where I’m sleeping, I’d really
appreciate it. Also, I’m a pretty good shot, and if you maybe wanted
someone to, you know, sort of look out for you, I’d be glad to. It’d be
my pleasure. So just let me know. Don’t be a stranger.
(Bingo.... Killing the freak creatures in exchange for some T&A.
I could totally make this work. I am so IN here!)
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Character: Okuzaki Akira
Series: My-HiME
Canon: Akira is one of the girls at
Fuuka Academy blessed with Highly-advanced
Materializing Equipment--in other words, a HiME. She
can summon her weapon and even a giant mechanical
monster (a.k.a. Child) from midair, in the interest of
fighting Orphans--mysterious monsters bent on creating
chaos whenever possible. However, in addition to this,
she is also the daughter of the head of a ninja clan.
In the name of secrecy and going off the fact that all
HiMEs are female, she conducts life as a boy, and
luckily nobody really seems to notice (in fact, she
has quite a number of fangirls!). Although she comes
across as a little cold and antisocial at first, she
can be easily flustered and is actually a very nice
person once you get to know her. (Note: I've pulled
Akira from about halfway through the series--around
episode 15, if you've seen it. Just seemed more
appropriate.)
Father, I am very, very sorry.
I did not mean to laugh when you told me I was going
to be training at a summer camp. It was a normal
reaction; you understand, don't you? Summer camp
doesn't usually bring you much knowledge in the ways
of battle and survival of the fittest, right?
But I will retract everything I said. I will retract
every laugh. I will take back that entire day,
and I will acknowledge that, as usual, I am wrong and
you are right and when exactly did you say I would get
to come home again just out of curiosity?
Because between the zombies, vicious gorillas, psychic
toucans, zombies, animate vegetation, talking
crocodiles, zombies, gigantic terrifying lake
monsters, and zombies, I'm not sure if I have enough
time to catch my breath sometimes. I'm sure shaking
off a man-eating pot pie or turning the peanuts
against the cardboard in a vicious battle will become
useful skills later in life, and I understand that
this is rigorous training, but maybe it's a little
overboard? Maybe.
I'm worried about my health, too. I'm not sure if
there's anything actually edible here, and sleep is
very scarce. If this continues, what point will there
be in training when my body can't take it? Is this
supposed to be a prelude of things to come, or are you
really taking this a little too far? Please consider
this. Please.
And Father, there is no privacy. There is no
privacy. You understand that I can't just go on
avoiding everyone and everything all the time,
don't you? You of all people should understand
that I need privacy, right? Can I maybe at
least train somewhere where I could have a room to
myself? Father, forgive me but you have gone so far
overboard you have not seen the boat for two
hours.
Awaiting your reply,
Akira
P.S. A week or so at most, right? I'll be expecting
the escort then?
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Character: Lunamaria Hawke
Series: Gundam SEED Destiny
Canon: GSD. Angst wangst angst. Where are the less angsty characters, you ask?
Lunamaria, or Luna for short, is one of the crew on board the Minerva, and
she is also the pilot of the Zaku Warrior, but now she's the pilot of Impulse.
(Henshin Gattai scenes suit females more, definitely.) Calm and polite, but
not afraid to voice out her opinions at times, she also wears the red uniform
which shows that she graduated from the One Academy as one of the top/elites.
Hm, so far the camp looks kind of... strange. I decided not to idle
around because Executive Officer Trine once mentioned that 'life is
short and time is money' and stuff I couldn't remember, so I decided
to find a cabin or a shack where I can crash in for the night. During my
search for decent lodging, I saw a couple of signs proclaiming that
we may grow extra limbs here. Just as I was pondering over the accuracy
of the message, the first person who walked past me commented on my
so-called lovely antenna. I have an antenna on my head now? Then that
person pointed me to a run-down cabin in the distance where my 'brothers
and sisters with antennae' (they're seven-feet-tall cockroaches, I
tell you! What in the world?) were enjoying themselves with DDR.
Hallucinations...? Darn, I knew I shouldn't have drunk that
mixture of coke and vinegar yesterday after that silly Truth or Dare
game. But I'll deal with Yolant later.
But personally, I think it's rude to interrupt people or... things
when they're busy, so I decided to avoid the cockroaches and walk near
the lake in hopes of seeing more sane people and getting reinforcements.
The lake looked serene except for these GLUB-GLUB-GLUB sounds
and nearby tree roots which seem to have taken a liking to my skirt.
Oh man, didn't your mother tree teach you appropriate manners, like
not to grope at ladies? I simply don't get perverts and their fancy for
anything short. And breasts, maybe. Especially those that jiggle... go
boing boing like they're made of latex, you know? Anyway, as if
the tree roots weren't enough, these fanged ponies popped out from...
well, somewhere and came dashing towards me with their hooves
in lacy cowboy shoes and screeching, "Guten morgen! Guten morgen~~~! ♥"
Which is rather strange, because the last time I checked, I was sure that it was nighttime.
So I was forced to climb a nasty tree, and if those roots attempt to
molest me once again, I'll break into a cabin (once the ponies go away
of course, because Meyrin will confine me to watching romance soaps with
her if I were to harm anything she deems adorable), steal an axe and hack
them into pieces. I'm highly in need of firewood, anyway.
Hey, I may be a girl, but I'm still a red. So eat that. Hm, there's
a pretty good view up here and I spy more cabins in the distance. Excellent.
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Character: Toboe
Series: Wolf's Rain
Canon: Toboe is a wolf who can fool humans into
thinking he's a teenaged girl...er, boy. He's ultra-cuddly, loves
people, loves attention, and tries to see the positive side of
everything. Toboe can be a goof and often screws up because of his
naivety, but he still insists that he's just as good as anyone else.
He's easily spooked, especially by things like giant bugs and kitties.
And he tends to get worked up easily. But he also has great inner
strength when necessary. Toboe is part of the four-wolf pack that set
out to find Paradise (please don't ask me to explain what Paradise is.
I will cry.) The Flower Maiden Cheza is their guide.
Hi, I'm Toboe! I hope these clicky-things are working right.
Um, could someone tell me where I am? And why everything smells funny?
I tried to ask the birds, but they made this awful noise. Like
singing, but it wasn't like Cheza's. They really hurt my
ears. Then these purple MONSTERS showed up! I had to hide in
the lake just so I wouldn't get eaten!
That's where I met my new friend Kevin Olsen. He's really cool. He
lives in the lake all by himself, and he's super strong and really,
really big. Even bigger than Tsume.
We got into this awesome tug'o'war contest when I showed up. Kevin was
so excited, he reached right out and grabbed me. I'm pretty good at
tug'o'war. Granny and me played all the time. I even pulled Kevin out
of the water! Too bad, he's not a good loser. ouch. my neck
kinda hurts. But I cheered him up right away. We took turns
seeing who could hold his breath the longest and made silly faces and
played tag. And I told him all about Paradise. About the beautiful
flowers and the huge fields and the wolves everywhere. I don't
think Kevin likes flowers that much. So I found a neat ball
for us to play with. ...He didn't like that either.
I'm sure he didn't mean to knock me that far.
I don't understand. Are the toys bad here? Toys are supposed to be
fun. Why did it hurt Kevin?
I don't like this. Not that I'm afraid. I-I can take
care of myself. I'm not a pup anymore. Don't worry, Kevin. We'll
stick together against the bad toys. I'm sure we'll find help. There's
so many people here. Maybe we can ask that pretty Rose Bride to help.
She seems extra friendly, always giving people flowers and smiling. I
wonder if she's a Flower Maiden like Cheza. Bet she smells nice too. I
can't wait to---AHHHH!!111
nobodysaidtherewerecatshere. Can I have another room
please?
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Character: Tot/Nanami Kyouno
Series: Weiß Kreuz / Knight Hunters
Canon: Tot is the youngest member of the all-female assassin/bodyguard team known as Schreient. She considers the other members to be her sisters, and for their employer to be her Papa. She is also in love with the youngest member of an allied team, Nagi Naoe of Schwarz. Due to childhood trauma, however, Tot acts like a four-year-old (including carrying around her best friend and confidant, a stuffed toy named Rabbi-chan) for a large part of the time. She is actually quite aware of the fact that she is a teenager, though when she refers to herself in the third person, it's a bit harder to believe. She alternates between first and third person, though generally remains in third. Schreient's main goal is to bring Masafumi, Tot's Papa, back to life---he was almost killed due to a team called Weiss (in their fight, he sprouted a few extra limbs and tentacles!), but Schreient kept him alive in a... tube. Tot is nearly as unpredictable as her weapon---a large, yellow umbrella with a heart-shaped handle and a deadly spike at the end.
Hey! Tot thought that Nagi-kun was going to be here! But he isn't, and now Tot and Rabbi-chan are going to be all alone.
What do you think, Rabbi? Tot tried to leave earlier, but she couldn't get out, and then it was kind of like sleeping, but itchy. Tot didn't see a wall, did you? No? Now we're stuck here, and Nagi-kun can't get in and rescue us again.
Oh! What's that? Pretty birdies!
... Those birdies are mean. I don't like them. Who told them that Tot was going to grab them from behind?
Mean. They're all mean here!
How can Tot get out of here? Guess we have to wait until someone can help us, Rabbi-chan. 'Til then, I bet we can make new friends!
Is the glowing green water from the lake good for tea parties? The bathroom water was too creepy, huh, Rabbi-chan? It was all bloody, like when Tot hits the people's arteries. Is that good or bad? Rabbi doesn't think it will make good party tea, and Rabbi-chan is almost as smart as Papa, but Tot thinks the blood is icky, so we'll have real green tea!
Maybe Tot should invite the zombies, too. They look lonely, and---hey! You don't get to bite Rabbi-chan! And---EEK!
... No more zombies. Never ever. Not 'til Rabbi-chan is fixed up again.
Wait. Rabbi-chan, didn't someone tell us that there was a tentacle monster in the lake? Do you think it's Papa? We have to go find out! Once you're better. Maybe the nurse has band aids for you! Let's go find out! I'll bet it'll be fun!
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Character: Juri Arisugawa
Series: Revolutionary Girl Utena (http://www.animenewsnetwork.com/encyclopedia/anime.php?id=207)
Canon: Juri is graceful, beautiful, and intelligent. She comes by many nicknames, including "the Prince" and "the Leopard." The students and even teachers of Ohtori Academy respect and fear her. Too bad, since all Juri really wants is a girlfriend, specifically Shiori, her longtime childhood friend. Too bad Shiori's out humping everything with a penis. But maybe someday... In the meantime, Juri enjoys fencing, dueling, bowling, modeling, student counciling, and other activities that end in -ing.
I have arrived at Camp Fuckudie (I think the name originates from a Hindi spirit of renewal and reflection...or a Native American burial ground, I can't recall at the moment) with high hopes. I packed very little: just clean clothes in which I'll eventually travel back to Ohtori, my new locket, my camera, my lucky sword, my balls (perhaps I'll indulge in a little bowling), 17 bottles of curl control hair gel, and my shoulder massager.
I think this vacation will do me good. There's fresh air, trees, water, OH GOOD LORD ZOMBIES BRB.
I'm very glad I brought my sword with me. I dispatched the undead in swiftness that would make the other duelists proud. Unfortunately, this does bring to light the fact that the dead seem to walk the grounds here. Troubling. Perhaps they're just like wild animals, roaming the ground, they're more scared of me than I of them, etc. It would be nice if we could coexist peacefully with nature and the undead WHAT THE HELL THERE'S MORE
This is why I'm glad I write my entries in a word processing program first, then copy and paste to post. After dispatching more zombies (one of them nearly bit off my necklace and was thrashed extra for it), I met some other campers, and learned of a murder in the ranks. Terrible. Whoever did it must be found out and brought to justice. After I finish my post. Also, I saw Anthy Himemiya here, and a pastel-haired man whose face I can't quite place. I'm sure it will come back to me later. After the campers and I dispersed, I made sure to slap Himemiya for good measure. I'm sure she deserved it.
Zombies, a murder, Himemiya, and this humidity prove it. There's no such thing as miracles.
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Character: Hinata Hyuuga
Series: Naruto
Canon: Hinata is timid, soft-spoken, doesn't stand out much, and is prone to hiding behind things or poking her fingers together when nervous. She was previously looked down upon by the Hyuuga main house, of whom she is the heiress, and by her cousin Neji because she was not the "right material" for being a ninja, but relations with both seem to have improved. Although wielding the Byakugan, she lacks in skill, talent, and self-esteem - but, she's working on it, being the determined little thing she is. Hinata is the opposite of Neji; as Kishimoto puts it, her "theme" is "by believing in yourself, you can become a new person". One of the most notable things about her is that currently, Hinata is the only girl crushing on Naruto, admiring him for his "You'll never get me down!" attitude.
Um, well ... Kurenai-sensei, if you are somehow reading this, I'm sorry for not being able to perform the Shunshin no Jutsu properly. You said it was pretty basic, and I should have been able to do it, but I ... I think I must have messed up one of my hand-seals. Right now, I'm in a place which looks nothing like the other countries we go to during missions, and so far ... I have been unable to perform the Shunshin to return to Konoha. No doubt you are very disappointed in me, Kurenai-sensei. I'm-
I'm sorry, I have been trying to stop doing that. Think positive, think positive. There were these weirdly coloured birds who seemed to know where the blind spot in my Byakugan is (even when I took Neji-niisan's advice and tried turning my head around all the time) and, well ... I'm kind of covered in smashed tomatoes at the moment. The birds left me alone when I hid inside the hollow of this tree that I found, but then the bottom of the hollow disappeared, and I fell down the hole ... Did those birds know about this? They seemed to have been ... cackling as they flew away (can birds do that?) ... And now I've found myself in a tunnel of some sort. Something is blocking my Byakugan NO MATTER HOW HARD I TRY ... so I haven't been able to find my way out yet. If only I were stronger, maybe I could- No no no, I mustn't think like that, I mustn't-!
Father, Neji-niisan, I'm sorry. You both said I was improving, but I couldn't even handle a situation like this by myself.
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Character: Russell Tringham
Series: Full Metal Alchemist
Canon: Russell Tringham is a tall, young alchemist who specializes in plant alchemy. He’s led a rather rough life, with his father disappearing. The boy has a good conscience, often focused on his family-honoring his dead father, and protecting his kid brother-but Russell has morality issues in that he will gladly impersonate Edward Elric if he thinks that it will help him solve his immediate problems, even minor ones such as buying unnecessary books. Tending to be rather aloof, he likes to think that he knows best; when it turns out that he doesn’t, he generally freezes up and is unable to solve the problem on his own, especially the ones he caused himself. His smile tends to be smug, and his mannerisms tend to be somewhat flamboyant, despite constantly wearing suspenders.
I would first like to note that this typing machine is extraordinary. After explaining that I’m the Fullmetal Alchemist, I got someone to show me how to use it, and they were even kind enough to explain what this “internet” thing is. I am told that it is for porn, though I can’t access it because of the evils that are the people who run this camp.
Speaking of which, I’m having a hard time believing that this is an actual summer camp. The first reason being that I still don’t know how I got here, though I suspect it might have something to do with the tranquilizer dart I found in my neck when I woke up. My second reason is the fact that they seem to be out to kill us all.
I’m going to concentrate on staying alive, instead of getting involved in the investigation of the murder. I’ve already tried hiding. That damn loudspeaker started shouting where I was, though. Restrained the first zombies with a simple vine transmutation, but this simply drew more of them. So in a moment of sheer genius, I transmuted a giant Venus Fly Trap to eat the lot. Unfortunately, it turns out that zombies do not taste good. I think I am the first person to ever see a carnivorous plant vomit--didn’t really think it was physically possible. …Got zombie pieces all over my nice white shirt. Do you know how terrible it is to have half-digested, rotting flesh in your clothes? Zombies stain. I tried washing it, but that only makes it worse.
…But I must go. After the zombies, I got overly cautious, and…well, there’s some very odd people around here whom I didn’t take chances with. And now there’s a short megalomaniac with a skin condition approaching that I’d really rather avoid. Attempting to decide who is shorter, him or Edward.
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Character: Lumine
Series: Megaman X8
Canon: Lumine, is the operator/leader of the Jacob project or The Elevator. The eventual bad buy of Megaman X8 YES! FOR ONCE IT WASN’T COMPLETELY SIGMAS FAULT! [SHOCK] Lumine uses him self as bate making X and Crew thinking that it is entirely Vile and Sigma’s fault. Later, you learn that Lumine wants to get rid of the older reploids and basically genocide the entire planet, and move the NEW generation reploids (like Axl, but who is a prototype.) to the moon. Luime seems like a normal reploid, but is really a sadistic manipulative creepy bastard. Lumine is also the one that probably has mentally scared Axl for life.!
I really did not see this coming. So, not only does the Elevator BREAK DOWN. Something that even I had not thought possible. But it does any way, now we find out that the power cup-link was severed! And the only way of replacing it, believe it or not, is in the middle of nowhere! The energy source is the same match that we need for the cup-link to work again.
How any thing we would ever need is out here, in the middle of nowhere, is beyond me. How can people function out here? Oh right, being meager being as they are they probably don’t have the superiority of us newer reploids. Inferior beings. Just you wait X, I’ll get you my pretty and your little reploids too.
It appears that there actually is some sort of civilization out here, wile not seeming that sophisticated. It might actually be amusing to see what these pathetic excuses are using the energy source for, probably utilizing it in some stupid human fashion as all ways.
I seem to have stumbled upon what seems to be a human, although it seems incapable of speech, or it’s a new language. That’s odd, my processors should be able to translate…
Oh…that’s going to leave a stain.
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Character: Mizuki Hajime
Series: Tennis no Oujisama // Prince of Tennis
Canon: Mizuki is the manager of the St. Rudolph tennis team, playing as a regular, and also acting as a data collector, much like Inui Sadaharu from Seigaku. Aside from that, Mizuki acts also as a recruiter of sorts, and he is constantly trying to persuade players whom he sees potential in to join the tennis team at St. Rudolph. He is undoubtedly very intelligent, and puts his cleverness to good use during tennis matches, although he is somewhat underhand in his methods. He is also highly manipulative and ruthless, preferring to appear calm, collected and in control at all times. He likes to be in the limelight and enjoys being the centre of attention. Perfectly aware of his good looks and how attractive he is, he does not hesitate to use this to his advantage when he needs to.
Mizuki's personality is very much like that of a princess, and he certainly enjoys the finer things in life. He is also well preened, and carries lip gloss and an antique hand mirror with him at all times. He is very fond of afternoon tea, preferably with cake, and is the proud wearer of a rather ghastly (and ghei) silk purple and pink flowered shirt [see above for picture of said shirt]. He has also been seen in a French maid outfit (also purple, complete with frills). Other notable traits include his posing, constant hair twirling, obsession with the Fuji brothers Syusuke and Yuuta, and his most used phrase, "Nfu~".
~ Log #001, Day 1 ~
Strange. I was quite sure that I had booked a tennis training camp.
I had a rather interesting welcome here. One does not usually expect attacks from giant tennis-ball-like... things upon entering any premises. Certainly, they bounced (albeit with wings), and it is not rare to find multi-coloured tennis balls, but I have yet to come across any that talk. It was most unnerving that they appeared to be repeating "How are you?" and "I'm fine!" over-cheerfully whilst initiating their group attack. Brandishing a tennis racket (rather bravely on my part, may I add) resulted in a rather alarming increase in their speed. Thankfully, such ambushes are relatively easy to run away from avoid, if one has had intensive tennis training such as I, nfu. Note to self: Stay at least 5m away from such... things, in the future.
Another interesting phenomina, worthy of data collection, further observation and possibly avoidance (aside from the hourly zombie attacks, of course) appear to be the rather... inquisitive tree roots. I must give them credit though, for they appreciate and indeed, perhaps share (if trees were to ever clothe themselves, I suppose) my choice of fashion style. They seemed awfully keen to steal my shirt away from me at any rate.
It appears, however, that said shirt is very useful. Not only does it serve as a fashion statement, in addition, it provides some much needed protection from zombies and all manner of things undead. (It seemed to have the same effect on some fellow campers too, who were kind enough to try to come to my rescue whilst I was screaming myself hoarse, but I am more inclined to think that those were zombies in disguise.) I must admit, I was indeed rather alarmed upon discovering their presence, and was afraid a fainting fit would overcome me, and leave me to be devoured by them. However, a flash of my shirt produced excellent results, even better I dare say, than the use of the shotgun which I was given upon arrival. Perhaps they are allergic to purple. Or maybe it was the pink flowers...? Something tells me also that my maid outfit would be even more powerful, nfu. I must try it out some time.
It seems a curious creature also resides in the nearby lake, with very nubile and numerous limbs. Upon overcoming my initial shock at having a less than friendly meeting with one of said limbs, I firmly believe that, with some taming, it may yet do very well in the St. Rudolph tennis team. Though I fear I did my tennis racket much damage by using it as a club whilst I jumped and retreated. However, any attempts I made to communicate with it were met with more lashings, and I was forced to abandon my attempt. I shall return again with more protection tomorrow. Perhaps I should test the maid uniform then.
Ah. It is time for my daily afternoon tea break. I do hope there is a kettle here in my lodgings (Though I believe "hut" is a more appropriate word, but it sounds rather vulgar); I am in need of some calming cammomile tea, given the rather dire circumstances which I have found myself in. My throat is uncomfortably dry, having screamed a little more often today than I would have during an ordinary tennis match. Said lodgings, incidently, were rather bare. However, I do believe that the purple flowered lace throws look very becoming on the furniture, and has improved the accomodation somewhat.
...I have a feeling that such breaks will be much needed during my stay at this camp. I do hope that I will not run out of teabags.
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Character: Kurono Kei
Series: Gantz
Canon: Kei was a great kid; a leader,
a fearless risk taker, and a charismatic to a fault.
Then he grew up; jaded, cynical, and self-important.
A pervert and a bit scared of life, Kei became the
antithesis of his youth.
Then, after being reunited with a friend from his past,
he was gruesomely decapitated by a train. Life’s a bitch.
After his “death” he was forced into a killing game by Gantz,
(the technicalities here are WAY to long winded to be worth
explaining) and through the experience gained back much of
what made him such a cool kid. He got back the leadership
ability, along with the courage, smooth moves, and fast thinking.
Unfortunately, although he’s a better human being in general now,
he’s still a pervert and hopelessly jaded. To make it worse, his
regained charisma and courage don’t translate to woman. The
pervert still sucks at girls, and has the unfortunate disadvantage
of “foot in mouth” disease.
(private)
Oh, fuck this. Just fuck it. Summer camp? How the hell did I get
talked into this shit? If it’s not one stupid thing it’s another.
God, I hate the woods! If I get bit by another damn bug that I can’t
identify, there’s going to be hell to pay. UGH. I don’t need this.
Summer is a time of rest; relaxing in front of a nice dirty video,
maybe read a magazine, spank lil’ Kei around a bit... Not wade around
in sludge water trying to get away from creatures that can’t
POSSIBLY be of the lord. Why is my life jam-fucking-packed with having
to kill things I can’t identify? Who thought this was a good idea, huh?
Jesus fuck. Fucking summer camp. As soon as I find Katou…there’s going
to be words.
The chicks are to die for though... I gotta mark that one down
under “damn lucky”. These girls will be the saving grace of my
shitty little adventure in this great wild waste of space camp.
Place seems swamped with them now that I think about it; like a
fucking collective of Grade A tits. Also, I seem to be one of
the only guys here... damn good odds. Might even make it worth
spending a summer in the bug infested outdoors.
(end private)
So… hi. I just got here, and I was wondering if any of you girls
could maybe show me where my cabin is? You all seem to know what’s
going on around here, and if you maybe wanted to stay and, you know,
tell me all about it once we find where I’m sleeping, I’d really
appreciate it. Also, I’m a pretty good shot, and if you maybe wanted
someone to, you know, sort of look out for you, I’d be glad to. It’d be
my pleasure. So just let me know. Don’t be a stranger.
(Bingo.... Killing the freak creatures in exchange for some T&A.
I could totally make this work. I am so IN here!)
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Character: Okuzaki Akira
Series: My-HiME
Canon: Akira is one of the girls at
Fuuka Academy blessed with Highly-advanced
Materializing Equipment--in other words, a HiME. She
can summon her weapon and even a giant mechanical
monster (a.k.a. Child) from midair, in the interest of
fighting Orphans--mysterious monsters bent on creating
chaos whenever possible. However, in addition to this,
she is also the daughter of the head of a ninja clan.
In the name of secrecy and going off the fact that all
HiMEs are female, she conducts life as a boy, and
luckily nobody really seems to notice (in fact, she
has quite a number of fangirls!). Although she comes
across as a little cold and antisocial at first, she
can be easily flustered and is actually a very nice
person once you get to know her. (Note: I've pulled
Akira from about halfway through the series--around
episode 15, if you've seen it. Just seemed more
appropriate.)
Father, I am very, very sorry.
I did not mean to laugh when you told me I was going
to be training at a summer camp. It was a normal
reaction; you understand, don't you? Summer camp
doesn't usually bring you much knowledge in the ways
of battle and survival of the fittest, right?
But I will retract everything I said. I will retract
every laugh. I will take back that entire day,
and I will acknowledge that, as usual, I am wrong and
you are right and when exactly did you say I would get
to come home again just out of curiosity?
Because between the zombies, vicious gorillas, psychic
toucans, zombies, animate vegetation, talking
crocodiles, zombies, gigantic terrifying lake
monsters, and zombies, I'm not sure if I have enough
time to catch my breath sometimes. I'm sure shaking
off a man-eating pot pie or turning the peanuts
against the cardboard in a vicious battle will become
useful skills later in life, and I understand that
this is rigorous training, but maybe it's a little
overboard? Maybe.
I'm worried about my health, too. I'm not sure if
there's anything actually edible here, and sleep is
very scarce. If this continues, what point will there
be in training when my body can't take it? Is this
supposed to be a prelude of things to come, or are you
really taking this a little too far? Please consider
this. Please.
And Father, there is no privacy. There is no
privacy. You understand that I can't just go on
avoiding everyone and everything all the time,
don't you? You of all people should understand
that I need privacy, right? Can I maybe at
least train somewhere where I could have a room to
myself? Father, forgive me but you have gone so far
overboard you have not seen the boat for two
hours.
Awaiting your reply,
Akira
P.S. A week or so at most, right? I'll be expecting
the escort then?
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