Apr 18, 2009 16:54
[No matter where you are or what you're doing, you may suddenly find yourself in the center of a spotlight! The light appears to be coming from a point somewhere above and to the right, where there is, of course, no visible light source. And it follows you.
After a moment, you may find an annoyed-looking sky pirate striding up to you, muttering to himself.]
This is hardly how such a thing is intended to work. In fact, I'd have to say it's precisely opposite on all counts.
((OOC: Slowin' down! Will probably be done for the night soon, will pick up things I drop tomorrow as I can))