ITP: Paperwork zombies

[jokered]

*All over camp, there are zombies with armfuls of paperwork in their arms. And one of them's headed your way. What do you do?*

I know there would be some paperwork involved, but I didn't know that this job required this much paperwork....

(OOC: Go watch Kenzaki work through a pile of paperwork, or have fun with your own paperwork zombie.)