Apr 27, 2009 11:18
So I heard the moogles are back. Good show fuzzy guys, we love you! But all this talking about death has made me think maybe I should give a public service announcement.
If you think you might die -- some of us have a penchant for dramatic battles, you know what I mean, but you really shouldn't be making more work for our fuzzy friends -- you should maybe consider knocking at my tent first. If you want to skip the hurty painy bit that tends to come along with death, but keep running around for your dramatic battle.
How, you ask? Well I'll tell you. I'm a grim reaper. I can pop your soul out before you die, and I'm pretty sure I can get it back in. Reasonably sure, anyway. I've never tried, but I know a story about a metermaid and a religious nutjob that's actually rather comical, come to think of it, but it has direct bearing on my ability to put your soul back in your body. Yes. It does.
...now does anyone happen to have any little white pills?