May 05, 2009 22:01
WELL HOW ABOUT THAT, IT'S THE GODDAMN END TIMES -- I'M WARNING THEM, STOP HITTING ME. KIDS, THESE ARE NOT YOUR REGULAR ZOMBIES. YEAH I REALIZE IT'S STUPID TO CLASSIFY TYPES OF THE SAME UNDEAD, BUT AT LEAST OUR ZOMBIES NEVER ACTUALLY STOOD THE CHANCE OF KILLING ANYBODY EVEN IF THEY ACTUALLY FUCKING WANTED TO. WE JUST GOT A REPORT FROM THE MOOGLES THAT THEY ARE HAULING ASS OUT OF THE AREA AND TAKING THEIR SAVING POINTS WITH THEM, WHICH IS KIND OF HILARIOUS AS WE JUST GOT ANOTHER FUCKING REPORT THAT THESE SUPER LAB ZOMBIES JUST ATE A DOZEN OF THOSE NEW PHALLIC OBJECTS YOU'VE SAVING YOURSELVES WITH AND YOU KNOW WHAT? YOU GUYS ARE JUST FUCKED.
FOR RIGHT NOW HAVE SOME FUCKING SENSE AND STAY IN YOUR FUCKING CABINS. GIVE US SOME TIME. WE'RE COMING TO HELP YOU OUT.
AS LONG AS I GET PAID EXTR-- STOP FUCKING HITTING ME, SIS!
[oh heavens we need help running battles. come join #director if you're interested! ETA: A LOT OF ZOMBIES ARE GOING TO BED NOW. if your thread suddenly dies, that's the reason. some people are still sticking around and can be asked to pick up a thread again, just ask in the chan!]