Welcome, new campers!
Hi, everyone! My name is Kouno Tohru, or Princess Tohru to you. I've noticed that some new people arrived this weekend. Please come and introduce you!
Some of you might not recognize anyone from home already in here. That kind of thing makes it a little harder when you are trying to figure out where you are, if this isn't all a big prank, or where to sleep. Let me help you, with
PRINCESS TOHRU'S CAMP F.A.Q. YOU DIE.
Question 1!: Is this really a camp and not a weird cult with its own hospital, shops and karaoke booths?
This is really a camp! It runs all year 'round because the Director is a little bit like the neighbors next door who don't throw out their Christmas trees until June.
Question 2!: Someone told me we can't get out!
First off, that's not a question. But anyway, it's not true. People get out all the time. Ask anyone if they know someone who's left!
Question 3!: Where am I supposed to sleep? I didn't exactly plan for this trip!
Dumbledore-sensei made a cabin for new people before he left. It's not that far from the Mess Hall, and you'll recognize it because it will kick you out after three weeks to make room for others. There are also free rooms in the Love Hotel. Please check question number 5 for details about love. Otherwise, you can try to walk in one of the numbered cabins and hope those living inside take to you!
Question 4!: The soup served on Tuesdays smells like natto! Is it natto?
Despite the smell, Tuesday soup is NOT natto. I'm not really sure what it is. You probably shouldn't eat it. As anything cooked on Tuesdays turns out like the soup, your best bet is to pick up canned food the day before and make do until Wednesday.
Question 5!: I've heard that when mommy and daddy love each other a lot and they kiss with tongue, they become baby animals. That's not actually how you have a baby, it's--
I know exactly how you have a baby, but you won't be making any in camp! If you try to, you'll break a camp rule. The punishment is having everyone else know exactly what it is that you've tried, on top of cuddles, pettings, and possibly being forced into a wedding ceremony with your friend while you're both tiny and defenseless.
These are the most common questions, but let me know if you have other ones!
(( that's all she wrote, folks! I might pick up threads at some point, but you know this is a total lie and I always promise and never do it. 8D;; ))
Some of you might not recognize anyone from home already in here. That kind of thing makes it a little harder when you are trying to figure out where you are, if this isn't all a big prank, or where to sleep. Let me help you, with
PRINCESS TOHRU'S CAMP F.A.Q. YOU DIE.
Question 1!: Is this really a camp and not a weird cult with its own hospital, shops and karaoke booths?
This is really a camp! It runs all year 'round because the Director is a little bit like the neighbors next door who don't throw out their Christmas trees until June.
Question 2!: Someone told me we can't get out!
First off, that's not a question. But anyway, it's not true. People get out all the time. Ask anyone if they know someone who's left!
Question 3!: Where am I supposed to sleep? I didn't exactly plan for this trip!
Dumbledore-sensei made a cabin for new people before he left. It's not that far from the Mess Hall, and you'll recognize it because it will kick you out after three weeks to make room for others. There are also free rooms in the Love Hotel. Please check question number 5 for details about love. Otherwise, you can try to walk in one of the numbered cabins and hope those living inside take to you!
Question 4!: The soup served on Tuesdays smells like natto! Is it natto?
Despite the smell, Tuesday soup is NOT natto. I'm not really sure what it is. You probably shouldn't eat it. As anything cooked on Tuesdays turns out like the soup, your best bet is to pick up canned food the day before and make do until Wednesday.
Question 5!: I've heard that when mommy and daddy love each other a lot and they kiss with tongue, they become baby animals. That's not actually how you have a baby, it's--
I know exactly how you have a baby, but you won't be making any in camp! If you try to, you'll break a camp rule. The punishment is having everyone else know exactly what it is that you've tried, on top of cuddles, pettings, and possibly being forced into a wedding ceremony with your friend while you're both tiny and defenseless.
These are the most common questions, but let me know if you have other ones!
(( that's all she wrote, folks! I might pick up threads at some point, but you know this is a total lie and I always promise and never do it. 8D;; ))