Poolside!

[rape_o_clock]

[If you're walking past the pool, you might see a very very sexy female stormrider in a barely there bikini, sunbathing on a beach chair. You might also notice the fully-clothed homo stormrider standing beside her with an umbrella. But what you might want to notice is the giant sign just by the chair:

"SUNSCREEN APPLICATOR NEEDED, PLEASE STAND HERE FOR INSPECTION"]

Anything else, Simca-sama?