Jun 22, 2009 16:16
[radios, computers, and televisions across camp may be picking up on a signal for a particular talk show. Aaaaaaaand if you're sitting in the mess hall, you may just see a supercomputer crooning into a computer mike.]
Welcome back to Radio Leopard, for an hour of Wonderful Leopard. I'm your host, Leopard, interviewing Fine Living Expert Leopard. We're glad to have you, Leopard.
Thank you, Leopard, it's an honor to be on the excellent Radio Leopard again, and on such an aptly named show.
Yes, it's very fitting. To begin, Leopard, do you have any advice for people living at Camp Fuck You Die?
Oh, what a thoughtful question! I suppose that if I had one important recommendation to make it would be GET OFF THIS BORING ROCK!
How true and insightful! We now open the program up to questions and comments from our listeners and the studio audience.