[SUDDENLY, in your Mess Hall, in the middle of what seems to be a normal, peaceful meal, two countries have found themselves in
this and
this, respectively. The one in the dress is probably not the one you'd expect. He also might be fleeing for the kitchen about now.]
C'mon, Liet, you look totally fab. Just come out, okay?
Of- of course I'm not coming out! Poland, what- what did you do?!
((ETA: Poland is out, Liet is slowing down. We'll pick up tomorrow. o/))