Aug 02, 2009 13:43
[SOMEWHERE IN CAMP -- okay, near the lake -- there is a table set up with a rather large sign that reads:
FAMILY THERAPY~ ♥
Did your father's family push you away at birth? Have you been emotionally neglected by your psychotic mother for a needy sibling? Have you ever planned or been an accessory to patricide, or have you been accused of fratricide in the past? Dealing with estranged and/or demanding siblings? Just ask us and we'll help you with all your familial woes!
A cardinal and a Russian princess are both sitting behind the table, looking mildly disgruntled and picking at plates of fortune cookies. come. ask for "advice" or steal a fortune cookie which will undoubtedly give you worse advice than they ever could.]
[WE ARE BOTH RIDICULOUSLY SLOW. SORRY GUYS! eta: and by "ridiculously slow," I mean Nicolai is dropping threads here and there and will pick them up later on and Anastasia's connection has slowed her down a lot. WE IN AND OUT, please jump each other.]