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[It's a hot, sticky evening in Camp Fuck You Die, and as is customary in summer, the sun is just beginning to set. Perhaps you wanted to cool off, but the showers were running blood again, so you decide to take a dip before bedtime. Perhaps you just wanted a swim while the pool was mostly empty. In any case, you're wandering up to the sweet sweet chlorinated water. You will thereby encounter a grumbling blond man with a pool net, desperately trying to scoop his glasses from the bottom of the deep end before they get sucked into a filter. But alas! The net is too short; he's already up to his shoulder, and it appears likely he'll topple into the water before re-acquiring them.

Do you offer aid, or a shove to the rear?]