[It's a normal day in Camp, which naturally means something weird is going on.
Today it's anvils falling from the sky. All sizes from tiny to huge and they may or may not have an Aesop or some other lesson or critique written on them. The one that just made a spectacular hole in the ground where Doyle was standing says "Drinking is bad for you"]
... Ow.
((Anvilicious anvils! I blame
TV-Tropes. As per the rule of comedic violence, no half-demons were harmed in the making of this post. Stare, mock, get anvil(s) made just for you dropped on you, mingle etc. Most of mine will probably be out, ask if you want someone specific))