[DUDE IT'S A GODDAMN UNICORN.
The goddamn unicorn is kicking a "ONE FREE RIDE PER KID" sign]
((Badfic post made
magic. MURAKICORN MAY OR MAY NOT ATTEMPT TO KICK NON-VIRGINS IF THEY APPROACH HIM. JUST SAYING. ETA: SLOWING DOWN, THE UNICORN WILL COME BACK TOMORROW!1 SOB YOU GUYS ;; ♥))