THIS IS A GENDERSWITCH POST.
[NEAR THE CENTER OF CAMP! in an especially attention-grabbing location!! two girls are standing before a large sign with glitter. WE ALL LOVE GLITTER SIGNS, RIGHT?]
Become a Lord or Lady today!
Hey~ everyone! Have you heard about The Principality of Sealand? Well you should have, seeing as it's the top upcoming nation on Earth! Sealand is the future, and we're giving you the chance to be part of that future! Our online sales may be out of stock but we're giving all of you campers a special deal if you buy from us, in person! For only £19.99--that's about SX$33.00--that's, uh, $33 USD--you can become a member of Sealand's nobility! Lord, Lady, Baron, or Baroness, it's a completely authentic title! Buy one for yourself or buy one for a friend or loved one! It's the perfect gift!!
Here to provide a testimony is one of Sealand's Barons--ummmm, Baronesses--uh, it's the noble Shuri Oak!
Baron! Baron! It's Baron! And hold on, I knew I said I would do this but I am not going and talking to everyone like this--!
Shhhh! Come on! If you complain no one's gonna come! Everyone likes cute girls, so this is basically the BEST time to advertise. ANYWAY, those of the rest of you who are already part of Sealand's nobility should come check in too! Definitely not because I lost track of who you are. But uh. 'Cause you should meet your fellow nobles!
Not like this!!
((SHURI AND SEALAND WILL BOTH BE OUT. BOTH OF THEM ARE GIRLS. I definitely did lose track of who the nobility is.))
Become a Lord or Lady today!
Hey~ everyone! Have you heard about The Principality of Sealand? Well you should have, seeing as it's the top upcoming nation on Earth! Sealand is the future, and we're giving you the chance to be part of that future! Our online sales may be out of stock but we're giving all of you campers a special deal if you buy from us, in person! For only £19.99--that's about SX$33.00--that's, uh, $33 USD--you can become a member of Sealand's nobility! Lord, Lady, Baron, or Baroness, it's a completely authentic title! Buy one for yourself or buy one for a friend or loved one! It's the perfect gift!!
Here to provide a testimony is one of Sealand's Barons--ummmm, Baronesses--uh, it's the noble Shuri Oak!
Baron! Baron! It's Baron! And hold on, I knew I said I would do this but I am not going and talking to everyone like this--!
Shhhh! Come on! If you complain no one's gonna come! Everyone likes cute girls, so this is basically the BEST time to advertise. ANYWAY, those of the rest of you who are already part of Sealand's nobility should come check in too! Definitely not because I lost track of who you are. But uh. 'Cause you should meet your fellow nobles!
Not like this!!
((SHURI AND SEALAND WILL BOTH BE OUT. BOTH OF THEM ARE GIRLS. I definitely did lose track of who the nobility is.))