[In the Mess Hall there is a table full of the most delicious looking French pastries and cakes you could ever dream of, with a sign that clearly reads "Ne Touchez Pas". At the adjacent table there is a giant blinking sign that reads THE FRENCH ARE LAZY. READ ALL ABOUT IT
HERE, with the actual article on the table underneath.
A grumpy Frenchman is simultaneously trying to destroy the sign with various kitchen accessories (and colorful language) and protect his sweets. Have at it]