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Aug 23, 2009 19:27

[RUMBLE. RUMBLE. RUMBLE. SOUND OF TWIGS SNAPPING AND ROCKS CRUMBLING.

There is a young man driving what looks like a huge drilling machine towards the barrier -- there's a decal on the cab door that says "BARRIER BUSTER!!1!one!" in big bold letters. Yes! Steve is going to break through the barrier, and we'll all be free, and----

...oooohhhhhh...

----and he drives the BARRIER BUSTER!!1!one! into a conveniently placed rock. He's thrown from the cab, and it explodes!!! Zomg! Action! Drama! Intrigue! ... FIRE!]

...awww, maaaaaaaan.
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