[Quite near the lake, there is a VUX sitting at a desk, reading a old and battered paperback romance novel. It is the sort with ripping bodices and throbbing manhoods--I am certain that you are familiar with the type. It is titled Desert Extasy, and seems to be rather boring, if the VUX's half-mast eye is any indication.]
[Above him, there is a rather noticable sign. It is up for debate whether or not the VUX had a hand (haha) in putting it there. It appears as follows:]
HOW DOES I
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INTERSPECIES ROMANCE?
[Approach and bother as you like.]
((Mingle.))