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CAMP FORGOT SEALAND'S BIRTHDAY!
Sealand sees people all the time get parties thrown for them, and Sealand thought--I knew in my heart!--that Sealand's birthday would have to be the grandest most fantastic party of them all, because you can only celebrate the birthday of our glorious Principality of Sealand once a year! Right?! I waited all day yesterday for a surprise party or a cake or a banner that says "Hey guys, Sealand is 42 today!" But no! Camp doesn't recognize Sealand...!
So that's it! I don't like camp anymore! We're through! Only a minimum of ten presents in reparation, or five presents with cake and ice cream, could ever prevent my wayward heart from straying home! HEY, YOU GOT THAT, CAMP? DO YOU WANT ME TO REPEAT THAT?
((...I'm sorry my attention span is gone. I'LL KEEP PICKING AT IT, but I'll be slow and spacey now))
Sealand sees people all the time get parties thrown for them, and Sealand thought--I knew in my heart!--that Sealand's birthday would have to be the grandest most fantastic party of them all, because you can only celebrate the birthday of our glorious Principality of Sealand once a year! Right?! I waited all day yesterday for a surprise party or a cake or a banner that says "Hey guys, Sealand is 42 today!" But no! Camp doesn't recognize Sealand...!
So that's it! I don't like camp anymore! We're through! Only a minimum of ten presents in reparation, or five presents with cake and ice cream, could ever prevent my wayward heart from straying home! HEY, YOU GOT THAT, CAMP? DO YOU WANT ME TO REPEAT THAT?
((...I'm sorry my attention span is gone. I'LL KEEP PICKING AT IT, but I'll be slow and spacey now))