Oct 02, 2009 20:16
[Somewhere over by the mess hall, there's a huge banner with glitter and confetti...and a young man trying in vain to cut it down. A laptop nearby is proving itself both indestructible and obnoxious as it plays loud, shrill renditions of birthday songs.]
[♥ HAPPY 13TH BIRTHDAY ♥]
LIES AND PROPAGANDA!