Wow, stuff's kinda dead today, huh?
Actually, it's always dead because it's full of
zombies. Ha ha ha wow, funny, right?
No, not really. Because nothing here is funny. In fact! Nothing here has any redeeming qualities whatsoever. It's just kinda like suck suck suck people leave suck suck you don't leave suck suck suck and then it sucks some more.
To sum up: life sucks. This place sucks. You probably suck too.
Discuss amongst yourselves!