[it would seem this monstrosity has docked on the lakeside. and if you're anywhere near there, you may hear voices!]
This really would have been a lot more fun if you all hated pirate cliches a little less. The box of eyepatches was clearly there for a reason.
They weren't appropriate for an underwater voyage. And not everyone shares your spiritual obsession with Johnny Depp.
I found the entire franchise insipid.
You didn't strike me as a moviegoer, Doctor.
Movie nights with the inmates.
Prisons've really changed since I was your age.
((END HIATUS POST. If you comment, you will get either a priest, a supervillain, a grumpy politician, or the goddamn Wolverine, regardless of whether or not their paid time has run out--and it probably has. UM. If you want anyone in particular, don't hesitate to ask; I'm on IRC as Abel.
EDIT: OKAY, winding down. Will pick up later!))