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Character: Sora
Series: Kingdom Hearts (video game and manga), KH: Chain of Memories, Kingdom Hearts II (not released yet)
Canon: Sora is a very cheerful and optimistic boy who always
hopes for the best. At the age of 14, he was, literally, uprooted from his
home on Destiny Islands and was thrust into the adventure that became the
focus of the video game Kingdom Hearts. Armed with a mysterious weapon
called a “Keyblade”, Sora travels from world to world via “Gummi Ship” with
Donald and Goofy. Through his travels with them, Sora has become very
team-oriented and prefers to fight beside a good friend rather then fight
alone. He is very extroverted and has a strong sense of justice and a
desire to help whoever he meets that is in trouble, even if it seems to be
none of his business. However he does have his own personal goal: to find
his hometown friends, Riku and Kairi, whom he has not seen for a long time
since he left the Islands. His personality seems to be almost bipolar at
times. Upon hearing any sad news, he will brood on it for a few seconds
before showing a sudden spark of optimism and he returns back to his usual
cheerfulness. His optimism occasionally clouds his sense of judgment and he
has a tendency to want to bite off more then he can chew. But he is very
determined and will continue trying until he succeeds.
Sora currently has a record of getting along with others very well. Even
those who are originally hostile towards him do eventually come to like him
(after he’s done saving them from certain Heartless doom). Riku is his best
friend and rival. Kairi is currently his love interest.
Great...just great. The one time Donald lets me fly the
Gummi Ship and I crash. I don't know how I even did it. I was flying just
fine, then suddenly there was this flash of light and the next thing I know,
I'm spiralling towards the ground! It wasn’t a hard crash and the ship
didn't get totally smashed. But I landed a little too close to a
lake and it sank in. We all managed to get out okay. But the ship is long
gone...and I think there is something large living in that lake. O_o
So yeah…I'm not allowed to pilot anymore and we’re stuck here until we can
find the materials to make a new Gummi Ship. I have a few in my pockets but
the majority of our spare parts were left inside the ship. But we've found
Gummi pieces on every world we've visited. How hard could it be?
But before we could get started, these crazy purple gorilla things popped
out of nowhere and started attacking us. No big deal. The three of us are
used to battle and these guys didn’t look too different from the Powerwilds
we’ve met in the Jungle. But it didn’t take long for us to realize that we
were gonna lose since the only enemies we were prepared to face were
Heartless…and these guys were definitely not Heartless. Apparently magic
won’t work on them and they seem to be invincible against blunt weapons.
Oh...random discovery of the day: Donald doesn’t wear pants. I never really
noticed it before. He is a duck after all and most ducks don’t wear pants
anyway. But those creatures noticed right away and suddenly got really
excited. Then things got really bad.
I mean really really bad. O.O
I've never seen him turn so red before. I couldn't tell if he was mortified
or angry...or maybe both. But the gorillas sure seemed to enjoy themselves!
So much that they took him away into the forest and left us behind just
staring in shock. Once we realized what just happened, Goofy and I decided
that he should go out into the forest and find Donald while I stay here and
learn more about this crazy world.
I haven’t seen either of them since. I hope they’re okay and not... ;_;
............
But hey! Good thing I found this camp! Maybe I’ll see a few familiar faces
while I’m here! Maybe even Riku and Kairi! And maybe I’ll learn how to
beat those gorillas and teach them a lesson. If I could learn to be the
master of the keyblade, I’m sure I could learn to be the master of…whatever
these people use to fight with. :D
So…where the heck am I, do you know where I could find any Gummi blocks and
how do you defeat gorillas that...uh...seem to enjoy doing strange things to
ducks?
Poll Vote!
Character: Duo Maxwell
Series: Gundam Wing (http://duo.kachiky.net/)
Canon: Duo Maxwell is the sixteen year old
Gundam pilot of 02 and goes by the alias God of
Death or Shinigami. He was orphaned at a
young age and wandered into the L2 colony where he
gave himself the name Duo Maxwell. He was chosen as a
Gundam pilot for his quick thinking, his fast-talking,
his mecha skills, and undying allegiance to the
colonies in outer space. Duo is easy going, talkative,
and sometimes too optimistic for his
own good. His past is a dark one, and although he
comes off as a joker, there are things hidden in his
past that no one knows but him and a dark side that
lingers behind the façade.
His trademark is his long two ft.
three ft. four ft. braid that he
cherishes and refuses to cut, probably even under
gunpoint. Although he loves to talk and is very
sociable, he’s somewhat puzzled, baffled, confused,
bewildered, and mystified by people who lean on the
angst-y side of life and find comfort in suicidal
situations.
You remember how I thought Camp
Fuck You Die is like a murder-mystery camp? In the
brochure it boasted of a lake, arts and crafts, and
“pursue the murderer in order to leave camp?”
Kinda like those dinner theatre shows where there are
waitresses dressed in corny western outfits serving
you steak or chicken. You watch a show where a
character commits some kind of crime, and at the end
they leave it up to the audience to decipher who had
done it.
At first I didn’t notice the fresh and
old bloodstains drenching
spotting the sign that read: WELCOME TO CAMP FUCK YOU
DIE. I thought the blood was ceremonial, adding to the
effect that I’m supposed to solve the
mystery.
The gorillas though, yes that seemed a little odd, but
how was I supposed to know that “purple” gorillas
weren’t the norm? I haven’t spent a great deal of
time on Earth and when I was here my mission was to
fight Oz, so the gorillas in Louisiana seemed like
just another one of nature’s pleasant surprises.
There didn’t seem to be a lot of counselors around
to welcome me, or anyone for that matter, but I
attributed that to a “show” in progress. A
show indeed.
I’ve seen a lot of fucked up things in my life.
I’ve seen men’s lives extinguished before my very
eyes. I’ve seen women and children murdered in the
name of politics. I’ve seen hundreds of lives
oppressed for one individual group to rise in power.
I’ve seen enormous machines of war built in hope for
peace. I’ve seen one man, albeit suicidal, fight for
what is right no matter the cost.
I was starting to think I’ve seen it all… Until…
I found the Mess Hall. Something is terribly wrong
with this place. Terribly and horribly wrong. I’ve
seen ducks. Not just normal ducks, ducks with
glistening white teeth and blood dripping from their
mouths. And there was a whole flock of them! They
descended upon me as if I was their next meal!
And that’s not all! Because it’s much, much, more
massive, Godzilla-like cousin’s uncle’s
twice-removed brother was waddling RIGHT. BEHIND.
THEM.
Using my exceptional fighting skills, okay that was a
lie. After shooting at the little shits for ten
minutes who knew they could dodge bullets
while hopping I did what I thought was best for
my immediate safety. I ran far, far away until I came
breathlessly to a payphone… to find it-completely
broken and unusable. My perfectly sensible plan of
calling an exterminator if exterminators
even include vampire ducklings under rodents
was out of the question.
So instead I am now on the roof of the Mess Hall developing a whole new fear of
geese, chicken,
ostriches ducks, and using the
last bar of battery to my laptop to write this, along
with one simple request.
If anyone can read this please SEND ME MY FUCKING
GUNDAM.
Poll Vote!
Character: Fuu
Series: Samurai Champloo (http://www.animenewsnetwork.com/encyclopedia/anime.php?id=2636)
Canon: Fuu is a very determined, generally optimistic girl who has the
following work experiences listed on her resume: tea house waitress,
maid, and brothel-girl-by-kidnapping. An average teenager (which
means she thinks she is much, MUCH more mature than those around her,
but is perhaps a little less), she's a wanderer on a search for
the "samurai who smells of sunflowers". It's only natural that in her
search, she'd get separated from her two pet samurai and wind up at
summer camp. She comes equipped with Momo-chan, a small but violently
protective flying squirrel who often hides in Fuu’s kimono, riding the
boobie express.
Today I arrived at Camp Fuckudie (I’m not sure what that
means. It’s definitely not Japanese…Americans are so weird) and
immediately took a look around to make sure I really want to be here.
Lack of brothels: Check.
Lack of sake bars: Check.
Lack of men who will attempt to kidnap, enslave, grope, or otherwise
annoy me: Check, at least so far. You never know for sure.
I think I’m going to like it here! The sunshine feels warm and
invigorating, like Edo in the summer. It’s a suitable place for a
refined girl like myse-
Ugh! I had to start this entry over on a new page because a bunch of
zombies attacked me! I THOUGHT I WAS DONE WITH ZOMBIES!
It’s a good thing I have a pet squirrel who’ll leap onto a zombie’s
face and gnaw off his nose, distracting him long enough so I can run
away. (I’m good at running away; I’ve had a LOT of practice.)
Unfortunately, it spattered my diary. Gross. Off to the canteen to
see if I can get some more paper.
Poll Vote!
Character: Susan Sto Helit
Series: Discworld series by Terry Pratchett
Canon: Susan Sto Helit is a young lady of Good Breeding
currently attending a boarding school in the city of Quirm. She's
rather chilly in person, academically brilliant in those things she
wants to pay attention to, and strangely good at any sport that
requires her to use a long stick.
Oh, and she's Death's granddaughter.
Adopted granddaughter, that is, so we can head off at the pass any
prurient questions on how a seven-foot-tall skeleton with glowing blue
eyesockets can have progeny when he doesn't have the relevant...bits.
Susan's mother was rescued by Death for some unknown reason and taken
in, her father was briefly Death's apprentice, and Susan as a result
had an... unusual upbringing.
Even though her parents tried to raise her to be ignorant of
that part of her heritage, it didn't turn out as they planned.
While by no reach of the imagination anything should have been passed
down, the... liberal physical laws of the Discworld meant Susan
inherited things anyway.* Things like the ability to be completely
ignored when she wants to be, seeing things most other people don't
see, and as mentioned, a good memory on things she wants to remember.
She's also 'temped' for her grandfather in the past when he was out.
Even though she's utterly sensible (in that position, you can either go
barking mad or completely sane), she does have a strong sense of what's
just and fair. Unfortunately, when she tries to apply this to the
universe trouble happens, since the universe is often neither.
While still a logical young lady, recent events have managed to smooth
down some of the more remorselessly cold edges of her personality, as
there's things in the universe she just can't explain. She's
also come to accept her humanity more as well and has renewed a
relationship with her grandfather, partly because he's the only
'living' member of her family left, partly because he's the only other
one who knows What It's Like.
* Unusual things can happen when there's a Death in the family.
(note: I'm playing her as immediately following Soul Music so
she's the appropriate age.)
Grandfather, if I see you again, I may have to slap you. And break my
fingers trying, but it's the form of the thing. I should have paid
attention to the vague feelings of doom I was getting when you
suggested that maybe 'summer camp' was AN APPROPRIATE AND EXPANDING
EXPERIENCE FOR A YOUNG LADY OF YOUR AGE, but unfortunately,
unfortunately I foolishly thought you had an idea you knew what
you were talking about. I really should know better by now, given the
solid pipes and the inflexible towels where you live.
The name should have been another indicator. I'm fairly sure
obscenities aren't usual for youth retreats. Susan's Mind: 0, Camp: 1.
What was I thinking? Don't answer that, me. The short form
is, obviously this place isn't what either Grandfather or I had in
mind.
This lace looks like Genua, swamp and all, only without the charm and
the good food. Like Genua, it's got zombies. I have nothing against
zombies, even if they can't remember they're supposed to be dead. I've
heard of a few in law practices in Ankh-Morpork. But I've also had an
understanding they're better conversationalists. All these zombies
want to do is stagger around and moan about brains. And they seem to
really want mine. I can't make them ignore me either, either because
they're already dead or they're too stupid to be able to filter me out.
I've had to spend the night in a tree, because at least they can't
climb and all I get are... calling cards... from the toucans. Toucans
that seem to be laughing at me, even when they don't look it. Ugh. At
least it doesn't show up in my hair, it's white already.
There's also something with more tentacles than should be sane in the
lake and gorillas that want to be very friendly with people,
particularly young men. The food has developed its own life, is toxic,
hallucinatory, or most of the time all three at once. I tried to find
some grains to make museli, but they keep...wriggling. ...I hope
they're grains.
Apparently the camp director hates us and is convinced one of us
murdered her fiance and is not letting any of us out until one of us is
convicted of the crime. So, yes, it's not a camp, it's a prison. A
prison that has an unhealthy interest in being close to the locals in
ways that nothing's supposed to be close outside of books with minimal
print and very, very interesting illustrations. Why do I get the
feeling the director has unconscious Issues?
In addition to her Issues, logic isn't working on her, either. I've
talked to a couple other inmates campers about it, and
the last group that tried had... things done to them. Mental things.
I have enough problems with the zombies trying to eat my brain, I'd
rather not have internal mucking around in it too. But it so isn't
fair.
On the minimal upside, at least I've got competition for Strangest
Hair. (Take your comfort where you can.) And the allegations amongst
some of the male campers that other male campers enjoy certain
practices that the Ephebians like offer no end of amusement. There's
also this 'internet' here that allows near instantaneous communication
with others, once you get the whole keyboard affair down and deal with
the occasional malicious possessions of one's 'laptop'. Mine kept
chanting 'ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US' repeatedly and had moving
hamsters with red eyes and little metal bits on the screen. It took
several hours to threaten it back into order.
...Excuse me, my museli is crawling away. I need to go kill it some
more.
Poll Vote!
Character: Eve
Series: Black Cat (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black_Cat_%28manga%29)
Canon: Eve is a young girl who was used in human experimentation to create an
ultimate super soldier. Because of that, she can use the nanomachines in her
body to heal at super fast rates and change her form for a high energy cost
(though not completely, as shes young and doesn't have complete control of
her powers). She was rescued by two sweepers (or bounty hunters) named Train
and Sven, and as such looks up to them, Sven especially. Her goal in life is
to become stronger the Train (she considers him her greatest rival) and help
people; she doesn't like having to be protected all the time. Shes rather
naive, though she has a high IQ and can remember anything she reads after
seeing it it once.
Well, this is unexpected.
When Sven informed me that I would be sent to a "Summer camp" in order to
give me more experiance dealing with people (which is apparently not
something I'm good at. . .though I think I'm quite outgoing)and to keep me
from getting into trouble, I was rather disappointed. My goal is to become a
stronger sweeper then Train; how is one supposed to accomplish such things
if one is stuck in a place like 'Miss Sweetnams camp for girls'? After all,
the brochure didn't even mention target practice, or if they offered courses
on how to apprehend a criminal (alive, of course)
I mean really. What kind of person would want to spend time in a place like
that?
But I highly doubt that I arrived at the correct place.
For one thing, I've heard from some very reliable sources that this place is
called "Camp Fuck You Die". While I'll be the first to admit I'm not very
worldly-wise, the name seems rather off putting. And not at all similar to
'Miss Sweetnams camp for girls'. Which is also off putting, but in a
different way.
Another thing; the odd species that seem abundant here, such as the toucans.
I read that they were peaceful birds, but these seem to be a new subspecies,
as they are more violent then any bird I've ever met. A camper who wa being
harrassed by them also informed me of the Zombies; the walking decompossing
people who seem rather disgruntled. And the Alligators, of course.
How can I forget them? They attacked and devored my favorite copy of
"Heart-Pounding survival" when I dropped my bag of books. Its not like they
could have eaten "Pride and Prejudice" or "Moby Dick" but noooo. They had to
eat the one book that may have had any relevance to my current
situation.
Vengence.
Shall.
Be.
Mine.
And my fellows campers are. . .unique. From what I've seen of them so far,
all seem to be nice, sane people (but then again the Summer is young)even if
suffering from diseases that I've never heard of. According to the nice
camper who informed me about the zombies, epidemics of unusal caliber happen
quite a lot, usually affecting most campers.
Oh joy.
Although for all its faults, this camp seem prefferable to Miss Sweetnam's.
After all,I was handed a shotgun on my arrival. While I'm more of a hand to
hand sort of girl, this will be wonderful practice. I may even be able to
beat Train upon my realease. EDIT: And its the only thing that can
kill the undead population here, apparently. Found that out the hard way
when I tried to stab an oncoming Zombie with my arm; all that accomplished
was to irritate it and to get zombie innards on my keyboard and hand. Ewwww.
But the most lovely thing by far about this place is the free internet
access. Theres no one to complain about me "hogging the computer" here
either (news for you Train; you hog the remote). An endless source of
reading material at ones fingertips. Why, a person could spend all day
enriching their mind if there wasn't a constant barrage of strange creatures
and sentient objects out for the kill.
Poll Vote!
Character: Sohma Hiro
Series: Fruits Basket
Canon: At around 11 years old, Hiro is the youngest member of Sohma family's Jyuunishi--people who turn into animals of the Chinese Zodiac when hugged by a member of the opposite sex. Hiro is the Ram of the Jyuunishi, though at the moment he's little more than a lamb. Overly smart and cynical for his age, Hiro overcompensates for his self-perceived weaknesses by being a snarky, critical, and foul-tempered little brat. In the grand tradition of Sohma incest, Hiro is in love with his older cousin Kisa, the Tiger of the Jyuunishi. He's jealous of Kisa's close relationship with Tohru Honda, so Tohru ends up an easy target for much of Hiro's wrath. Despite his less-than-diplomatic personality, Hiro's not really a bad kid. He says blunt things more often from insensitivity and frustration than from real malice. He's even trying to be nicer--but old habits die kicking and screaming, and Hiro's had a lifetime of thinking that tact is just not saying true stuff.
This morning my luggage grew feet and tried to eat me before it galloped away into the forest, which has so far been the highlight of my day. Since then I've been shot at, pecked by toucans, used as a projectile weapon in ninja practice, and mistaken for an infectious chibi I have no idea what that means.
This is all that stupid Tohru's woman's fault. If she's enough of a fluffbrain to think going to a camp that Akito recommended for her specifically is a wonderful idea, she deserves all the misery from it she gets! Moron! I wouldn't even be here looking for her if it weren't as a special personal favor to Kisa. So Kisa would stop making that woman the main topic of EVERY SINGLE CONVERSATION EVER.
"Hiro-chaaan, where did neeeeee-chan go?"
"Hiro-chaaaan, have you seen neeeeee-chan this week?"
"Hiro-chaaaan, when is neeeeee-chan coming back?"
"Hiro-chaaaan, why did Main House buy a grave marker with neeeeee-chan's
name on it?"
"Hiro-chaaaan, are you sure neeeeee-chan's okay?"
Nee-chan nee-chan nee-chan nee-chan nee-chan AAAAAGH! Am I that stupid woman's keeper!? Isn't it that Yuki and Kyou's job to stalk her!? And then the two of them scurried after her and disappeared! They're all such thoughtless, inconsiderate idiots who should know better than to run off like children and make other people worry about them!
I'll wait to look for them in the hopes that something really horrible will happen to them first. Maybe my luggage will eat them. It was a very expensive red leather tote, and their blood will give its trim that special shine.
Poll Vote!
Character: Yuffie Kisaragi
Series: Final Fantasy VII (http://www.rpgamer.com/games/ff/ff7/ff7.html)
Canon: Yuffie is the daughter of the lord of Wutai, which is
a chain of islands on the FF7 Planet. Shinra, the
mega-corporation/government that controls most of the
Planet won a war against Wutai several years before
the start of the game. Thus, Wutai was left fairly
poor and in shambles and has taken to tourism as a
source of revenue. Yuffie hates the idea (and the
fact that it's left her father a lethargic drunk) and
left home in order to make a fortune and bring it
back. Her plans are to do this by collecting as many
orbs of materia as possible. Materia is crystallized
mako/lifestream, a substance that flows within the
Planet...it's basically the energy from living things.
Shinra uses the liquid substance as a power source.
In materia form, it's used to cast spells. She meets
up with the heroes of the plot when trying to steal
from them in a forest. After many misadventures
(including trapping the other heroes in a cage in her
basement after stealing all their materia, and getting
kidnapped by a pervert), she does help them save the
world.
Important things to keep in mind about Yuffie: while
she is an admittedly shameless thief and trickster,
she generally doesn't do so without good motivation.
Sure, she stole all of the heroes' magic crystals away
from them, but she was doing it to save her hometown,
which makes it all okay, right? She can be brash,
hyperactive, and annoying. She can also be a tad
charming, and has quite a bit of initiative. For
example, while there is a dating scenario in canon
where your actions allow the main character to date
all of the female and one of the male (!) characters,
Yuffie is the only one who's got the balls to actually
try and kiss the guy. Of course, he's then a smartass
and she then slaps him, but at least she didn't sit
there fidgeting! She's always one to run headfirst
into a fight, and assumes anyone who flinches at
fighting her must be scared. She often speaks like a
stereotypical teenager and throws in many OHMYGAWDS
where appropriate. She's a formidable fighter,
however, especially with moves requiring agility and
with her projectile weapons.
Goddamn Reno. I should have known better than to
trust him on something like this. I should have
tossed him out of town the minute he stepped into
Turtle's Paradise, but no... I had to booze him up.
I just had to be all tricksy and lure the conversation
the subject of materia and...GAWD, I am such an idiot.
How long have you known about materia, Yuffie? Since
before you could walk, right? So why the hell would you
believe fucking-drunk-I-used-to-be-an-evil-Shinra-minion
Reno when he said that he knew about a SUPARSEKRIT
experimental Shinra materia? I mean that part was suspicious
enough, I should have seen right through it. Though I
suppose it was an easy enough mistake. You know when I
should have stopped believing him?
When he said it was an orange materia that let you
shoot laser beams out of your eyeballs.
So we're at the beach, he's going to show me his
hush-hush hidey hole (and you know, now that I think
about it, when you dig holes at the beach, they
fill with water!!!!), and he's suddenly sober
and casting from a red summon materia. If he'd let
out a ginormous monster from another dimension to try
and kill me, I so totally could have whooped both of
them ‘til they were crying for mommy, but he did
something re-fucking-tarded. He opened up a portal
and it sucked me in and the next thing
I know I'm in some dank, humid woods. Worse than the
Wutai jungle. And the biting insects are tiny and
impossible to kill and--damn!--I think they're trying
to suck my blood and kill me slowly! If the bugs
weren't bad enough, I'm lost in some strange woods
with nothing but my Superball and a tiny little
four-slot armlet of materia.
I know, I know, I know, I KNOW, I KNOW!! I
should have been prepared, but I've been doing
security and peace keeping around town, and nothing
looks more shiny happy land of the rising Shiny
Fun to the visiting folk than a giant rubber ball.
I can whip that sucker, and against ordinary
people, it's enough to get them down on the ground and
into custody. Unfortunately, ordinary people did not
choose to burst on me in the woods. :( :( :(
This one was very pale and kinda smelly, think Vincent
without the scarf or guilt complex or internal demons,
and he started pawing at my shirt right away. I was
all like "WHOA BUDDY, I don't even do that until at
least the third date, paws OFF!" and I flung the
Superball right at his forehead. He looked down at me
and said, exactly: "GRRRRRRRBRAINGRRRRRRRR." I'm not
entirely sure what that means, but I think he
was telling me to give him all my materia. I looked
right at him, said "FUCKYOUDIE," and I cast Fire 3 on
him.
It burned off the raggy things he had been using as
clothes. (It was either really cold or it was a
really flat and ugly she, btw.) He just
demanded my materia again with another
"BRAINGRRRRRBRAIN" and he grabbed my boobie!
I cast Ice 3 and icicles pierced one of his thighs but
he just tried to thrust the other leg between mine,
and he started drooling on my arm guard. SHIT. I was
down to two more materia, and I DESPERATELY tried for
a Mug attack, but all that gave me was his ear in my
right hand and him licking my own left ear.
It was almost like that one thing in that one dungeon
that, like, was dead, but he wasn't dead, and we threw
a potion on him and...and... I CAST CURE ON THAT
MOTHERFUCKER. His head rolled off of his shoulders,
and I was able to dodge his body, even as it tried to
keep coming at me.
Cure usually makes the dead, but not dead, thingies go
poof. My Cure materia has a crack in it though. :(
It won't even scab over the marks I get from
scratching the bitey insect bites anymore. I'm going
to have to figure out another way to fight the
horrible people here who are dead, but not dead, and
try to steal my materia and my boobies.
...I can always get more materia, but I don't have
hardly any boobies to start with! T_T This is worse
than the time I was stuck with Cid in an elevator, and
he started swearing up and down that he'd met a
Wutaian prostitute seventeen years ago that looked
strangely like me!!
Poll Vote!
Character: Lacus Clyne
Series: Gundam Seed Destiny
Canon: Accept no substitutes! Lacus Clyne is a Coordinator (genetically enhanced human being, see also one Shinn Asuka and his groupies) who gained popularity at home with her career as an idol singer. Formerly Athrun Zala's fiancee and current love interest of Kira Yamato, Lacus treats both friend and foe alike equally, with kindness and respect, despite how they may regard her. Calm and somewhat restrained, Lacus masks her strength with a simple smile and an aura of naivete. Still, it could be said that Lacus has more balls than anyone else in the entire series, especially with her habit of stealing mobile suits and giving them to Kira.
One more thing: she has an army of haros, made for her by Athrun. Yeuuuuup.
Hello there, everyone! It's a pleasure to meet all of you on this fine evening! My name is Lacus Clyne, formerly of PLANT. I look forward to working hard with the rest of you in the future!
Although, there is more to this camp than it seems, isn't there? The wildlife is far more varied than what I had previously seen in the colonies or even Earth. I never knew it came in all colors of the rainbow, either! The purple -- a gorilla, was it? -- gorilla that I saw appeared to be quite friendly, but Haro was quite adamant about keeping a safe distance. I wonder why ...
Ahh, and I heard that I was already here at this camp? How interesting! Perhaps there is more to this camp than any of us can even begin to comprehend. On a second glance, there seems to be a lot more about this place than meets the eye, indeed. After all, people do enjoy a good murder mystery, don't they? Even if a few pieces of the game have been mislaid, that is. But somehow, from what I've seen here, I’ve come to the conclusion that there is much less “mystery” than there is cold-blooded “murder."
These 'zombies' everyone continuously refers to -- is it really alright to simply pick them off as you have been doing? Just as Naturals and Coordinators are all brothers and sisters in the grand scheme of things, so are the zombies to the campers. Even if we are stuck in such a desolate area, is there really happiness to be found in a future that is grasped with blood stained hands? If we kill people to protect ourselves and this future, then what sort of future is it, and what will we have become? If there can be a future for those who have died and come back to life, such as these zombies, then who are we to take it away from them?
Where exactly am I going to find another mobile suit for Kira around here, anyway?
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Character: Sora
Series: Kingdom Hearts (video game and manga), KH: Chain of Memories, Kingdom Hearts II (not released yet)
Canon: Sora is a very cheerful and optimistic boy who always
hopes for the best. At the age of 14, he was, literally, uprooted from his
home on Destiny Islands and was thrust into the adventure that became the
focus of the video game Kingdom Hearts. Armed with a mysterious weapon
called a “Keyblade”, Sora travels from world to world via “Gummi Ship” with
Donald and Goofy. Through his travels with them, Sora has become very
team-oriented and prefers to fight beside a good friend rather then fight
alone. He is very extroverted and has a strong sense of justice and a
desire to help whoever he meets that is in trouble, even if it seems to be
none of his business. However he does have his own personal goal: to find
his hometown friends, Riku and Kairi, whom he has not seen for a long time
since he left the Islands. His personality seems to be almost bipolar at
times. Upon hearing any sad news, he will brood on it for a few seconds
before showing a sudden spark of optimism and he returns back to his usual
cheerfulness. His optimism occasionally clouds his sense of judgment and he
has a tendency to want to bite off more then he can chew. But he is very
determined and will continue trying until he succeeds.
Sora currently has a record of getting along with others very well. Even
those who are originally hostile towards him do eventually come to like him
(after he’s done saving them from certain Heartless doom). Riku is his best
friend and rival. Kairi is currently his love interest.
Great...just great. The one time Donald lets me fly the
Gummi Ship and I crash. I don't know how I even did it. I was flying just
fine, then suddenly there was this flash of light and the next thing I know,
I'm spiralling towards the ground! It wasn’t a hard crash and the ship
didn't get totally smashed. But I landed a little too close to a
lake and it sank in. We all managed to get out okay. But the ship is long
gone...and I think there is something large living in that lake. O_o
So yeah…I'm not allowed to pilot anymore and we’re stuck here until we can
find the materials to make a new Gummi Ship. I have a few in my pockets but
the majority of our spare parts were left inside the ship. But we've found
Gummi pieces on every world we've visited. How hard could it be?
But before we could get started, these crazy purple gorilla things popped
out of nowhere and started attacking us. No big deal. The three of us are
used to battle and these guys didn’t look too different from the Powerwilds
we’ve met in the Jungle. But it didn’t take long for us to realize that we
were gonna lose since the only enemies we were prepared to face were
Heartless…and these guys were definitely not Heartless. Apparently magic
won’t work on them and they seem to be invincible against blunt weapons.
Oh...random discovery of the day: Donald doesn’t wear pants. I never really
noticed it before. He is a duck after all and most ducks don’t wear pants
anyway. But those creatures noticed right away and suddenly got really
excited. Then things got really bad.
I mean really really bad. O.O
I've never seen him turn so red before. I couldn't tell if he was mortified
or angry...or maybe both. But the gorillas sure seemed to enjoy themselves!
So much that they took him away into the forest and left us behind just
staring in shock. Once we realized what just happened, Goofy and I decided
that he should go out into the forest and find Donald while I stay here and
learn more about this crazy world.
I haven’t seen either of them since. I hope they’re okay and not... ;_;
............
But hey! Good thing I found this camp! Maybe I’ll see a few familiar faces
while I’m here! Maybe even Riku and Kairi! And maybe I’ll learn how to
beat those gorillas and teach them a lesson. If I could learn to be the
master of the keyblade, I’m sure I could learn to be the master of…whatever
these people use to fight with. :D
So…where the heck am I, do you know where I could find any Gummi blocks and
how do you defeat gorillas that...uh...seem to enjoy doing strange things to
ducks?
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Character: Duo Maxwell
Series: Gundam Wing (http://duo.kachiky.net/)
Canon: Duo Maxwell is the sixteen year old
Gundam pilot of 02 and goes by the alias God of
Death or Shinigami. He was orphaned at a
young age and wandered into the L2 colony where he
gave himself the name Duo Maxwell. He was chosen as a
Gundam pilot for his quick thinking, his fast-talking,
his mecha skills, and undying allegiance to the
colonies in outer space. Duo is easy going, talkative,
and sometimes too optimistic for his
own good. His past is a dark one, and although he
comes off as a joker, there are things hidden in his
past that no one knows but him and a dark side that
lingers behind the façade.
His trademark is his long two ft.
three ft. four ft. braid that he
cherishes and refuses to cut, probably even under
gunpoint. Although he loves to talk and is very
sociable, he’s somewhat puzzled, baffled, confused,
bewildered, and mystified by people who lean on the
angst-y side of life and find comfort in suicidal
situations.
You remember how I thought Camp
Fuck You Die is like a murder-mystery camp? In the
brochure it boasted of a lake, arts and crafts, and
“pursue the murderer in order to leave camp?”
Kinda like those dinner theatre shows where there are
waitresses dressed in corny western outfits serving
you steak or chicken. You watch a show where a
character commits some kind of crime, and at the end
they leave it up to the audience to decipher who had
done it.
At first I didn’t notice the fresh and
old bloodstains drenching
spotting the sign that read: WELCOME TO CAMP FUCK YOU
DIE. I thought the blood was ceremonial, adding to the
effect that I’m supposed to solve the
mystery.
The gorillas though, yes that seemed a little odd, but
how was I supposed to know that “purple” gorillas
weren’t the norm? I haven’t spent a great deal of
time on Earth and when I was here my mission was to
fight Oz, so the gorillas in Louisiana seemed like
just another one of nature’s pleasant surprises.
There didn’t seem to be a lot of counselors around
to welcome me, or anyone for that matter, but I
attributed that to a “show” in progress. A
show indeed.
I’ve seen a lot of fucked up things in my life.
I’ve seen men’s lives extinguished before my very
eyes. I’ve seen women and children murdered in the
name of politics. I’ve seen hundreds of lives
oppressed for one individual group to rise in power.
I’ve seen enormous machines of war built in hope for
peace. I’ve seen one man, albeit suicidal, fight for
what is right no matter the cost.
I was starting to think I’ve seen it all… Until…
I found the Mess Hall. Something is terribly wrong
with this place. Terribly and horribly wrong. I’ve
seen ducks. Not just normal ducks, ducks with
glistening white teeth and blood dripping from their
mouths. And there was a whole flock of them! They
descended upon me as if I was their next meal!
And that’s not all! Because it’s much, much, more
massive, Godzilla-like cousin’s uncle’s
twice-removed brother was waddling RIGHT. BEHIND.
THEM.
Using my exceptional fighting skills, okay that was a
lie. After shooting at the little shits for ten
minutes who knew they could dodge bullets
while hopping I did what I thought was best for
my immediate safety. I ran far, far away until I came
breathlessly to a payphone… to find it-completely
broken and unusable. My perfectly sensible plan of
calling an exterminator if exterminators
even include vampire ducklings under rodents
was out of the question.
So instead I am now on the roof of the Mess Hall developing a whole new fear of
geese, chicken,
ostriches ducks, and using the
last bar of battery to my laptop to write this, along
with one simple request.
If anyone can read this please SEND ME MY FUCKING
GUNDAM.
Poll Vote!
Character: Fuu
Series: Samurai Champloo (http://www.animenewsnetwork.com/encyclopedia/anime.php?id=2636)
Canon: Fuu is a very determined, generally optimistic girl who has the
following work experiences listed on her resume: tea house waitress,
maid, and brothel-girl-by-kidnapping. An average teenager (which
means she thinks she is much, MUCH more mature than those around her,
but is perhaps a little less), she's a wanderer on a search for
the "samurai who smells of sunflowers". It's only natural that in her
search, she'd get separated from her two pet samurai and wind up at
summer camp. She comes equipped with Momo-chan, a small but violently
protective flying squirrel who often hides in Fuu’s kimono, riding the
boobie express.
Today I arrived at Camp Fuckudie (I’m not sure what that
means. It’s definitely not Japanese…Americans are so weird) and
immediately took a look around to make sure I really want to be here.
Lack of brothels: Check.
Lack of sake bars: Check.
Lack of men who will attempt to kidnap, enslave, grope, or otherwise
annoy me: Check, at least so far. You never know for sure.
I think I’m going to like it here! The sunshine feels warm and
invigorating, like Edo in the summer. It’s a suitable place for a
refined girl like myse-
Ugh! I had to start this entry over on a new page because a bunch of
zombies attacked me! I THOUGHT I WAS DONE WITH ZOMBIES!
It’s a good thing I have a pet squirrel who’ll leap onto a zombie’s
face and gnaw off his nose, distracting him long enough so I can run
away. (I’m good at running away; I’ve had a LOT of practice.)
Unfortunately, it spattered my diary. Gross. Off to the canteen to
see if I can get some more paper.
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Character: Susan Sto Helit
Series: Discworld series by Terry Pratchett
Canon: Susan Sto Helit is a young lady of Good Breeding
currently attending a boarding school in the city of Quirm. She's
rather chilly in person, academically brilliant in those things she
wants to pay attention to, and strangely good at any sport that
requires her to use a long stick.
Oh, and she's Death's granddaughter.
Adopted granddaughter, that is, so we can head off at the pass any
prurient questions on how a seven-foot-tall skeleton with glowing blue
eyesockets can have progeny when he doesn't have the relevant...bits.
Susan's mother was rescued by Death for some unknown reason and taken
in, her father was briefly Death's apprentice, and Susan as a result
had an... unusual upbringing.
Even though her parents tried to raise her to be ignorant of
that part of her heritage, it didn't turn out as they planned.
While by no reach of the imagination anything should have been passed
down, the... liberal physical laws of the Discworld meant Susan
inherited things anyway.* Things like the ability to be completely
ignored when she wants to be, seeing things most other people don't
see, and as mentioned, a good memory on things she wants to remember.
She's also 'temped' for her grandfather in the past when he was out.
Even though she's utterly sensible (in that position, you can either go
barking mad or completely sane), she does have a strong sense of what's
just and fair. Unfortunately, when she tries to apply this to the
universe trouble happens, since the universe is often neither.
While still a logical young lady, recent events have managed to smooth
down some of the more remorselessly cold edges of her personality, as
there's things in the universe she just can't explain. She's
also come to accept her humanity more as well and has renewed a
relationship with her grandfather, partly because he's the only
'living' member of her family left, partly because he's the only other
one who knows What It's Like.
* Unusual things can happen when there's a Death in the family.
(note: I'm playing her as immediately following Soul Music so
she's the appropriate age.)
Grandfather, if I see you again, I may have to slap you. And break my
fingers trying, but it's the form of the thing. I should have paid
attention to the vague feelings of doom I was getting when you
suggested that maybe 'summer camp' was AN APPROPRIATE AND EXPANDING
EXPERIENCE FOR A YOUNG LADY OF YOUR AGE, but unfortunately,
unfortunately I foolishly thought you had an idea you knew what
you were talking about. I really should know better by now, given the
solid pipes and the inflexible towels where you live.
The name should have been another indicator. I'm fairly sure
obscenities aren't usual for youth retreats. Susan's Mind: 0, Camp: 1.
What was I thinking? Don't answer that, me. The short form
is, obviously this place isn't what either Grandfather or I had in
mind.
This lace looks like Genua, swamp and all, only without the charm and
the good food. Like Genua, it's got zombies. I have nothing against
zombies, even if they can't remember they're supposed to be dead. I've
heard of a few in law practices in Ankh-Morpork. But I've also had an
understanding they're better conversationalists. All these zombies
want to do is stagger around and moan about brains. And they seem to
really want mine. I can't make them ignore me either, either because
they're already dead or they're too stupid to be able to filter me out.
I've had to spend the night in a tree, because at least they can't
climb and all I get are... calling cards... from the toucans. Toucans
that seem to be laughing at me, even when they don't look it. Ugh. At
least it doesn't show up in my hair, it's white already.
There's also something with more tentacles than should be sane in the
lake and gorillas that want to be very friendly with people,
particularly young men. The food has developed its own life, is toxic,
hallucinatory, or most of the time all three at once. I tried to find
some grains to make museli, but they keep...wriggling. ...I hope
they're grains.
Apparently the camp director hates us and is convinced one of us
murdered her fiance and is not letting any of us out until one of us is
convicted of the crime. So, yes, it's not a camp, it's a prison. A
prison that has an unhealthy interest in being close to the locals in
ways that nothing's supposed to be close outside of books with minimal
print and very, very interesting illustrations. Why do I get the
feeling the director has unconscious Issues?
In addition to her Issues, logic isn't working on her, either. I've
talked to a couple other inmates campers about it, and
the last group that tried had... things done to them. Mental things.
I have enough problems with the zombies trying to eat my brain, I'd
rather not have internal mucking around in it too. But it so isn't
fair.
On the minimal upside, at least I've got competition for Strangest
Hair. (Take your comfort where you can.) And the allegations amongst
some of the male campers that other male campers enjoy certain
practices that the Ephebians like offer no end of amusement. There's
also this 'internet' here that allows near instantaneous communication
with others, once you get the whole keyboard affair down and deal with
the occasional malicious possessions of one's 'laptop'. Mine kept
chanting 'ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US' repeatedly and had moving
hamsters with red eyes and little metal bits on the screen. It took
several hours to threaten it back into order.
...Excuse me, my museli is crawling away. I need to go kill it some
more.
Poll Vote!
Character: Eve
Series: Black Cat (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black_Cat_%28manga%29)
Canon: Eve is a young girl who was used in human experimentation to create an
ultimate super soldier. Because of that, she can use the nanomachines in her
body to heal at super fast rates and change her form for a high energy cost
(though not completely, as shes young and doesn't have complete control of
her powers). She was rescued by two sweepers (or bounty hunters) named Train
and Sven, and as such looks up to them, Sven especially. Her goal in life is
to become stronger the Train (she considers him her greatest rival) and help
people; she doesn't like having to be protected all the time. Shes rather
naive, though she has a high IQ and can remember anything she reads after
seeing it it once.
Well, this is unexpected.
When Sven informed me that I would be sent to a "Summer camp" in order to
give me more experiance dealing with people (which is apparently not
something I'm good at. . .though I think I'm quite outgoing)and to keep me
from getting into trouble, I was rather disappointed. My goal is to become a
stronger sweeper then Train; how is one supposed to accomplish such things
if one is stuck in a place like 'Miss Sweetnams camp for girls'? After all,
the brochure didn't even mention target practice, or if they offered courses
on how to apprehend a criminal (alive, of course)
I mean really. What kind of person would want to spend time in a place like
that?
But I highly doubt that I arrived at the correct place.
For one thing, I've heard from some very reliable sources that this place is
called "Camp Fuck You Die". While I'll be the first to admit I'm not very
worldly-wise, the name seems rather off putting. And not at all similar to
'Miss Sweetnams camp for girls'. Which is also off putting, but in a
different way.
Another thing; the odd species that seem abundant here, such as the toucans.
I read that they were peaceful birds, but these seem to be a new subspecies,
as they are more violent then any bird I've ever met. A camper who wa being
harrassed by them also informed me of the Zombies; the walking decompossing
people who seem rather disgruntled. And the Alligators, of course.
How can I forget them? They attacked and devored my favorite copy of
"Heart-Pounding survival" when I dropped my bag of books. Its not like they
could have eaten "Pride and Prejudice" or "Moby Dick" but noooo. They had to
eat the one book that may have had any relevance to my current
situation.
Vengence.
Shall.
Be.
Mine.
And my fellows campers are. . .unique. From what I've seen of them so far,
all seem to be nice, sane people (but then again the Summer is young)even if
suffering from diseases that I've never heard of. According to the nice
camper who informed me about the zombies, epidemics of unusal caliber happen
quite a lot, usually affecting most campers.
Oh joy.
Although for all its faults, this camp seem prefferable to Miss Sweetnam's.
After all,I was handed a shotgun on my arrival. While I'm more of a hand to
hand sort of girl, this will be wonderful practice. I may even be able to
beat Train upon my realease. EDIT: And its the only thing that can
kill the undead population here, apparently. Found that out the hard way
when I tried to stab an oncoming Zombie with my arm; all that accomplished
was to irritate it and to get zombie innards on my keyboard and hand. Ewwww.
But the most lovely thing by far about this place is the free internet
access. Theres no one to complain about me "hogging the computer" here
either (news for you Train; you hog the remote). An endless source of
reading material at ones fingertips. Why, a person could spend all day
enriching their mind if there wasn't a constant barrage of strange creatures
and sentient objects out for the kill.
Poll Vote!
Character: Sohma Hiro
Series: Fruits Basket
Canon: At around 11 years old, Hiro is the youngest member of Sohma family's Jyuunishi--people who turn into animals of the Chinese Zodiac when hugged by a member of the opposite sex. Hiro is the Ram of the Jyuunishi, though at the moment he's little more than a lamb. Overly smart and cynical for his age, Hiro overcompensates for his self-perceived weaknesses by being a snarky, critical, and foul-tempered little brat. In the grand tradition of Sohma incest, Hiro is in love with his older cousin Kisa, the Tiger of the Jyuunishi. He's jealous of Kisa's close relationship with Tohru Honda, so Tohru ends up an easy target for much of Hiro's wrath. Despite his less-than-diplomatic personality, Hiro's not really a bad kid. He says blunt things more often from insensitivity and frustration than from real malice. He's even trying to be nicer--but old habits die kicking and screaming, and Hiro's had a lifetime of thinking that tact is just not saying true stuff.
This morning my luggage grew feet and tried to eat me before it galloped away into the forest, which has so far been the highlight of my day. Since then I've been shot at, pecked by toucans, used as a projectile weapon in ninja practice, and mistaken for an infectious chibi I have no idea what that means.
This is all that stupid Tohru's woman's fault. If she's enough of a fluffbrain to think going to a camp that Akito recommended for her specifically is a wonderful idea, she deserves all the misery from it she gets! Moron! I wouldn't even be here looking for her if it weren't as a special personal favor to Kisa. So Kisa would stop making that woman the main topic of EVERY SINGLE CONVERSATION EVER.
"Hiro-chaaan, where did neeeeee-chan go?"
"Hiro-chaaaan, have you seen neeeeee-chan this week?"
"Hiro-chaaaan, when is neeeeee-chan coming back?"
"Hiro-chaaaan, why did Main House buy a grave marker with neeeeee-chan's
name on it?"
"Hiro-chaaaan, are you sure neeeeee-chan's okay?"
Nee-chan nee-chan nee-chan nee-chan nee-chan AAAAAGH! Am I that stupid woman's keeper!? Isn't it that Yuki and Kyou's job to stalk her!? And then the two of them scurried after her and disappeared! They're all such thoughtless, inconsiderate idiots who should know better than to run off like children and make other people worry about them!
I'll wait to look for them in the hopes that something really horrible will happen to them first. Maybe my luggage will eat them. It was a very expensive red leather tote, and their blood will give its trim that special shine.
Poll Vote!
Character: Yuffie Kisaragi
Series: Final Fantasy VII (http://www.rpgamer.com/games/ff/ff7/ff7.html)
Canon: Yuffie is the daughter of the lord of Wutai, which is
a chain of islands on the FF7 Planet. Shinra, the
mega-corporation/government that controls most of the
Planet won a war against Wutai several years before
the start of the game. Thus, Wutai was left fairly
poor and in shambles and has taken to tourism as a
source of revenue. Yuffie hates the idea (and the
fact that it's left her father a lethargic drunk) and
left home in order to make a fortune and bring it
back. Her plans are to do this by collecting as many
orbs of materia as possible. Materia is crystallized
mako/lifestream, a substance that flows within the
Planet...it's basically the energy from living things.
Shinra uses the liquid substance as a power source.
In materia form, it's used to cast spells. She meets
up with the heroes of the plot when trying to steal
from them in a forest. After many misadventures
(including trapping the other heroes in a cage in her
basement after stealing all their materia, and getting
kidnapped by a pervert), she does help them save the
world.
Important things to keep in mind about Yuffie: while
she is an admittedly shameless thief and trickster,
she generally doesn't do so without good motivation.
Sure, she stole all of the heroes' magic crystals away
from them, but she was doing it to save her hometown,
which makes it all okay, right? She can be brash,
hyperactive, and annoying. She can also be a tad
charming, and has quite a bit of initiative. For
example, while there is a dating scenario in canon
where your actions allow the main character to date
all of the female and one of the male (!) characters,
Yuffie is the only one who's got the balls to actually
try and kiss the guy. Of course, he's then a smartass
and she then slaps him, but at least she didn't sit
there fidgeting! She's always one to run headfirst
into a fight, and assumes anyone who flinches at
fighting her must be scared. She often speaks like a
stereotypical teenager and throws in many OHMYGAWDS
where appropriate. She's a formidable fighter,
however, especially with moves requiring agility and
with her projectile weapons.
Goddamn Reno. I should have known better than to
trust him on something like this. I should have
tossed him out of town the minute he stepped into
Turtle's Paradise, but no... I had to booze him up.
I just had to be all tricksy and lure the conversation
the subject of materia and...GAWD, I am such an idiot.
How long have you known about materia, Yuffie? Since
before you could walk, right? So why the hell would you
believe fucking-drunk-I-used-to-be-an-evil-Shinra-minion
Reno when he said that he knew about a SUPARSEKRIT
experimental Shinra materia? I mean that part was suspicious
enough, I should have seen right through it. Though I
suppose it was an easy enough mistake. You know when I
should have stopped believing him?
When he said it was an orange materia that let you
shoot laser beams out of your eyeballs.
So we're at the beach, he's going to show me his
hush-hush hidey hole (and you know, now that I think
about it, when you dig holes at the beach, they
fill with water!!!!), and he's suddenly sober
and casting from a red summon materia. If he'd let
out a ginormous monster from another dimension to try
and kill me, I so totally could have whooped both of
them ‘til they were crying for mommy, but he did
something re-fucking-tarded. He opened up a portal
and it sucked me in and the next thing
I know I'm in some dank, humid woods. Worse than the
Wutai jungle. And the biting insects are tiny and
impossible to kill and--damn!--I think they're trying
to suck my blood and kill me slowly! If the bugs
weren't bad enough, I'm lost in some strange woods
with nothing but my Superball and a tiny little
four-slot armlet of materia.
I know, I know, I know, I KNOW, I KNOW!! I
should have been prepared, but I've been doing
security and peace keeping around town, and nothing
looks more shiny happy land of the rising Shiny
Fun to the visiting folk than a giant rubber ball.
I can whip that sucker, and against ordinary
people, it's enough to get them down on the ground and
into custody. Unfortunately, ordinary people did not
choose to burst on me in the woods. :( :( :(
This one was very pale and kinda smelly, think Vincent
without the scarf or guilt complex or internal demons,
and he started pawing at my shirt right away. I was
all like "WHOA BUDDY, I don't even do that until at
least the third date, paws OFF!" and I flung the
Superball right at his forehead. He looked down at me
and said, exactly: "GRRRRRRRBRAINGRRRRRRRR." I'm not
entirely sure what that means, but I think he
was telling me to give him all my materia. I looked
right at him, said "FUCKYOUDIE," and I cast Fire 3 on
him.
It burned off the raggy things he had been using as
clothes. (It was either really cold or it was a
really flat and ugly she, btw.) He just
demanded my materia again with another
"BRAINGRRRRRBRAIN" and he grabbed my boobie!
I cast Ice 3 and icicles pierced one of his thighs but
he just tried to thrust the other leg between mine,
and he started drooling on my arm guard. SHIT. I was
down to two more materia, and I DESPERATELY tried for
a Mug attack, but all that gave me was his ear in my
right hand and him licking my own left ear.
It was almost like that one thing in that one dungeon
that, like, was dead, but he wasn't dead, and we threw
a potion on him and...and... I CAST CURE ON THAT
MOTHERFUCKER. His head rolled off of his shoulders,
and I was able to dodge his body, even as it tried to
keep coming at me.
Cure usually makes the dead, but not dead, thingies go
poof. My Cure materia has a crack in it though. :(
It won't even scab over the marks I get from
scratching the bitey insect bites anymore. I'm going
to have to figure out another way to fight the
horrible people here who are dead, but not dead, and
try to steal my materia and my boobies.
...I can always get more materia, but I don't have
hardly any boobies to start with! T_T This is worse
than the time I was stuck with Cid in an elevator, and
he started swearing up and down that he'd met a
Wutaian prostitute seventeen years ago that looked
strangely like me!!
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Character: Lacus Clyne
Series: Gundam Seed Destiny
Canon: Accept no substitutes! Lacus Clyne is a Coordinator (genetically enhanced human being, see also one Shinn Asuka and his groupies) who gained popularity at home with her career as an idol singer. Formerly Athrun Zala's fiancee and current love interest of Kira Yamato, Lacus treats both friend and foe alike equally, with kindness and respect, despite how they may regard her. Calm and somewhat restrained, Lacus masks her strength with a simple smile and an aura of naivete. Still, it could be said that Lacus has more balls than anyone else in the entire series, especially with her habit of stealing mobile suits and giving them to Kira.
One more thing: she has an army of haros, made for her by Athrun. Yeuuuuup.
Hello there, everyone! It's a pleasure to meet all of you on this fine evening! My name is Lacus Clyne, formerly of PLANT. I look forward to working hard with the rest of you in the future!
Although, there is more to this camp than it seems, isn't there? The wildlife is far more varied than what I had previously seen in the colonies or even Earth. I never knew it came in all colors of the rainbow, either! The purple -- a gorilla, was it? -- gorilla that I saw appeared to be quite friendly, but Haro was quite adamant about keeping a safe distance. I wonder why ...
Ahh, and I heard that I was already here at this camp? How interesting! Perhaps there is more to this camp than any of us can even begin to comprehend. On a second glance, there seems to be a lot more about this place than meets the eye, indeed. After all, people do enjoy a good murder mystery, don't they? Even if a few pieces of the game have been mislaid, that is. But somehow, from what I've seen here, I’ve come to the conclusion that there is much less “mystery” than there is cold-blooded “murder."
These 'zombies' everyone continuously refers to -- is it really alright to simply pick them off as you have been doing? Just as Naturals and Coordinators are all brothers and sisters in the grand scheme of things, so are the zombies to the campers. Even if we are stuck in such a desolate area, is there really happiness to be found in a future that is grasped with blood stained hands? If we kill people to protect ourselves and this future, then what sort of future is it, and what will we have become? If there can be a future for those who have died and come back to life, such as these zombies, then who are we to take it away from them?
Where exactly am I going to find another mobile suit for Kira around here, anyway?
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