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[heliocentricism]

[SOMEWHERE IN CAMP NEAR YOU there is a card table. And on this card table is a little temple built out of tinkertoys. Floating just above the card table is a god. Behind the god is a very large blinking sign that proclaims: DOES OCTOBER HAVE YOU FEELING A BIT MAIMED? DO YOU WAKE UP AND FEEL LIKE YOUR CURRENT HP LEVEL JUST ISN'T DOING IT FOR YOU? WELL YOU NEED A ~*HOLY BLESSING*~ STEP RIGHT UP AND RECEIVE GOD'S GIFT!]

. . . something like this. . .

((apollo is taking a break/will be slow))