*if you would like to turn to your right, you can see a group of angry looking flying squirrels*
*to your left, you can see the unluckiest boy on earth get hit in the face with a half dozen balls from every sport, slip onto the ice, lose a shoe (which arcs into the sky and hits him on top of the head) before crashing bodily into
a weird sign*
Wh-Where did it even come from...?