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*there's a stack of newspapers.
Kaistern is reading a column titled
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Camp Safety Report
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Nov. 16, 10:21 PM
A fire was reported burning on camp grounds on the 16th. It was doused by professionals and the arsonist or arsonists are unknown.
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Nov. 17, 5:48 PM
Someone vandalized several of the camp zombies, dismembering them and leaving their body parts scattered around the grounds. The perpetrator also sloppily gratified the ground.
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Nov. 18, 10:13 AM
An unidentified redheaded man dropped large amounts of snow on passerby from a building on the 18th, causing various injuries. He flew off without being identified.
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Nov. 18, 10:41 PM
An unidentified person was reported distributing drugs in the mess hall and seeking personal information from people. Campers and Councillors are asked to keep in mind that both sugar and Hitler are banned from camp grounds.
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Several suspicious persons have appeared on camp grounds recently. Attendees of CFUD should exercise caution around these unknown individuals, as they may be dangerous.*
...Huh.
[Feel free to mingle! ♥]
Kaistern is reading a column titled
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Camp Safety Report
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Nov. 16, 10:21 PM
A fire was reported burning on camp grounds on the 16th. It was doused by professionals and the arsonist or arsonists are unknown.
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Nov. 17, 5:48 PM
Someone vandalized several of the camp zombies, dismembering them and leaving their body parts scattered around the grounds. The perpetrator also sloppily gratified the ground.
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Nov. 18, 10:13 AM
An unidentified redheaded man dropped large amounts of snow on passerby from a building on the 18th, causing various injuries. He flew off without being identified.
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Nov. 18, 10:41 PM
An unidentified person was reported distributing drugs in the mess hall and seeking personal information from people. Campers and Councillors are asked to keep in mind that both sugar and Hitler are banned from camp grounds.
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Several suspicious persons have appeared on camp grounds recently. Attendees of CFUD should exercise caution around these unknown individuals, as they may be dangerous.*
...Huh.
[Feel free to mingle! ♥]