[It's been a peaceful day at Camp Fuck You Die! The birds are singing Lil Jon, Marcy has mistaken a counselor for nubile young flesh, and tomorrow is Tuesday. Ahh, yes, just another day at the summer camp that never ends~! Surely, nothing will go awry, blow up, or cause mass panic, even with Ashe climbing into a
notorious silver GOUF. It's not like she knows how to operate it or anything like that. Surely, we will all simply laugh about this la-
OH, GOD, IT JUST TOOK A STEP! . . . ARE THOSE LASERS CHARGING?!]
[[GOOD NIGHT AND THANK YOU]]