ITP: A Bad Idea
[You may or may not know that Camp has a newspaper! If you don't read newspapers, you might have gotten an email! If you don't get email or read newspapers, check out the flyer that's been posted everywhere:]
WANTED: OBNOXIOUS PEOPLE
I am a single male who enjoys gardens and "magic carpet rides" looking for an irritating person to make my life complete. Are you the one for me? Waiting in the Mess Hall for your arrival.
[Lo and behold, Abdullah is in the Mess Hall, rooted to the spot and looking terrified.]
((Inappropriate classifieds post! Have your character post a "Wanted" ad somewhere, and have someone else come along and fulfill it! "Wanted: a young catboy to reenact my fantasies," "man seeking man who is interested in beer and ladies," and "woman seeking the one straight, available man in Camp" all available for your liking. Or, just come and make fun of people.]
WANTED: OBNOXIOUS PEOPLE
I am a single male who enjoys gardens and "magic carpet rides" looking for an irritating person to make my life complete. Are you the one for me? Waiting in the Mess Hall for your arrival.
[Lo and behold, Abdullah is in the Mess Hall, rooted to the spot and looking terrified.]
((Inappropriate classifieds post! Have your character post a "Wanted" ad somewhere, and have someone else come along and fulfill it! "Wanted: a young catboy to reenact my fantasies," "man seeking man who is interested in beer and ladies," and "woman seeking the one straight, available man in Camp" all available for your liking. Or, just come and make fun of people.]