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[a woman clad in only a seasonal thong and thoughtfully matching gift bag has just delivered a very nicely wrapped present to your person. what has this gift-bagged woman delivered to you? who knows, who knows. it might be a fantastic present! it could be a mortal enemy, awaiting his unwrapping with a smile and sharpened knife. the present might even be non-exchangeable underwear from your Aunt Matilda, and wouldn't THAT be horrific.
do you dare to open your gift? ... maybe you should. it's wiggling a bit.]
(feel free to tag into a thread as someone's opened gift of... whatever you feel like choosing! the password for the hohohoshit account -- complete with gift icon -- is coal4christmas. feel free to dispense hilarity and/or horror and/or other campers to one another. ♥)
(ETA: oh wow BED FOR BIZ. I'll pick up tomorrow! ... in theory!)