[aaaaaaaaaaah it's a cave-in we're all going to -- oh wait]

[mythbusting]

[You may feel a tremble. You may feel a tremor. ALL OF A SUDDEN, THE EARTH SHAKES! THINGS CAVE IN! A LARGE PORTION OF THE CAVES OF DESPAIR but not your lab/home/whatever if you so chose COLLAPSES!!!!11!!!!!!1

A minute later, there is an audible pop. Things are completely restored, and two dusty boys pop out of the caves.]

Well. That was ... entirely expected. This place is getting predictable.

Let's not do that again.