- well gosh, it looks like I made too much!
Why hello there, campers and counselors of Camp Fuck You Die! It's been cold at night lately and I know some people were getting very chilly because they didn't pack their winter coats, so I decided to make some nice hot cocoa for people! If you're interested in any, you'll find it all out in front of the mess hall. So feel free to warm yourselves up! I even made cookies!
[and lo and behold, while there is no sign of the speaker in question, in front of the mess hall there are a couple tables with (styrofoam) cups of hot cocoa sitting out on them, as well as a couple plates of
oddly decorated cookies. but is it safe . . . ?]
[spoilers: it's safe!]