please advise.

[whoexactlyiam]

[a princess has just finished making a flawless four-foot-tall snow phallic symbol drill, complete with spiral grooves. she is now sitting back, studying it, and contemplating an important question]

I have been told that the holidays have passed. But it is difficult for me to understand this custom, when every day I am here with Simon is a whole-iday. How is this word so puzzling?