[There is a boy. This boy has a mask on and a lovely frilly pink
dress. Birds are chirping (even if it's night. Or day. Or whatever) and there is a tea party all set up with scones and crumpets and, yes, even tea! A (normally) yappy dog is laying at his feet.
And he's absolutely livid.]
I will fucking cut out their eyes. Who the hell do they think they are. PURPLE IS REALLY GAY, DOUCHEBAGS!
[And continuing in this fashion. Perhaps the gorillas compel you to join him? Or maybe you'd just like to laugh at this unfortunate scenario~]
((THERE IS NO SAYING HOW LONG I'LL STAY UP but it's been too quiet 8( come play!))