ITP belated intros
[a black Lincoln Navigator, dirty with various splotches of zombie guts and other pleasant things, pulls up in the center of camp. a guy wearing this ensemble under this jacket gets out. he looks fairly tidy and smells of expensive perfume, although if you come closer you will notice that underneath that, this guy hasn't showered in a week.]
Where's a mysophobic counselor when you really need them? This is the dirtiest I have ever felt in my life. And believe me, I have a wide expanse of experiences to compare it to. So, I have a question. While I know by now not to expect much from this camp (and I use the term loosely), there have to be communal showers and clothes washers. Tell me I'm not wrong.
Oh, and where's the car wash?
(( standard warnings about new voice and icons go here! eta 5:25 am: I'm replying to a few of the easier comments before I crash, but I'll pick up all threads tomorrow. eta 2: I'M PICKING THREADS UP . . . SLOWLY . . . I will gt to everyone, I promise! Thanks for being so patient! ))
Where's a mysophobic counselor when you really need them? This is the dirtiest I have ever felt in my life. And believe me, I have a wide expanse of experiences to compare it to. So, I have a question. While I know by now not to expect much from this camp (and I use the term loosely), there have to be communal showers and clothes washers. Tell me I'm not wrong.
Oh, and where's the car wash?
(( standard warnings about new voice and icons go here! eta 5:25 am: I'm replying to a few of the easier comments before I crash, but I'll pick up all threads tomorrow. eta 2: I'M PICKING THREADS UP . . . SLOWLY . . . I will gt to everyone, I promise! Thanks for being so patient! ))