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[crouchingmoron]

[tied to a chair in the middle of camp is a tall guy with a party hat on his head. next to him are some foam baseball bats and a sign that says WHACK-A-YANDERE~~~! in big, sparkly letters]

Wh-what kind of game is this?!? Don't I get a cake, at least?

((TV calls! Will pick up new+old later/tomorrow!))