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--alright! That's quite enough moping around for me, huh, and instead I'll just hope everyone else had a good holiday. In other news, turns out I'm not dead after all-- not that that'll mean much to all you new guys, of course.
Those of you who are new, hi there. I'm Emperor Peony Malkuth, and right now I'm probably the best friend you've got. First up, after being here three years, I can pretty much answer any question you give me, even if the answer's 'no-one knows'. Second up, I'm nice and helpful and kind to boot. Third up, I've got a few rooms left, available to lucky people if they impress me enough.
... and if all that doesn't help, fourth up: I can also provide stiff drinks.
Those of you who are new, hi there. I'm Emperor Peony Malkuth, and right now I'm probably the best friend you've got. First up, after being here three years, I can pretty much answer any question you give me, even if the answer's 'no-one knows'. Second up, I'm nice and helpful and kind to boot. Third up, I've got a few rooms left, available to lucky people if they impress me enough.
... and if all that doesn't help, fourth up: I can also provide stiff drinks.