[A handsome French revolutionary, a charming military vampire and a rather smelly masked hobo walk into the center of a camp. Each sports some rather eye-catching text above his head...]
[...perhaps other lone canon warriors will find themselves similarly afflicted.
In any case, one could always do a good deed and try to help these individuals who are apparently so sad and alone.
Or mock them. That works, too.]
((ETA @ 11:45 PM EST: Out for the night! Will pick up new and old threads tomorrow night.))