itp araragi does not float nearly as well as hitagi

[painedintheneck]

[several things, in sequence, just fell out of a window high up on the hotel:

1) Lots of glass shards from a now-broken window.
2) An innocent-looking banana-peel.
3) One (1) young mildly emo man, now crumpled in a somewhat bloody heap with limbs that probably shouldn't bend that way.]