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I AM EVER SO FUCKING PLEASED TO ANNOUNCE THE REST OF THE NEW CAMP MODERATORS THAT SOME UPCHUCK STARTED REVEALING YESTERDAY. EACH ONE OF THEM HAS BEEN GIVEN THE AUTHORITY TO BAN OR KICK OR SHIT OUT OR WHATEVER IT IS YOU FREAKING KIDS DO TO EACH OTHER THESE DAYS AS PUNISHMENT, WHAT-THE-FUCK-EVER. MAKE THEM FEEL SPECIAL FOR BEING CHOSEN OR SOME SHIT, I DON'T REALLY CARE. NEW "MODS," ENJOY YOUR COMPLIMENTARY LOUDSPEAKERS. TODAY YOU GET TO FEEL THE SAME EVER-AWESOME FUCKING GLORY I CONSTANTLY EXPERIENCE.
WHOOP-DE-FUCKING-DO FOR YOU.
NEW MODERATORS ARE AS FOLLOWS: ZUKO, MONKEY D. LUFFY, KAGURA, SHIGURE, AMERICA -- I DON'T KNOW WHAT THE SHIT YOUR REAL NAME IS, OKAY, SO AMERICA IT FUCKING IS -- ZEX, HORUS, PROFESSOR FARNSWORTH, RABI, ZIDANE, AXEL, APOLLO, ZIM -- OH MY FUCKING GOD HALF OF CAMP IS ON HERE. FUCK IT. EVERYONE CAN BE A GODDAMN MOD. IF YOU FEEL UP TO THE CHALLENGE, TAKE ONE OF THESE MEGAPHONES AND A BADGE AND THEN HAVE MY HEARTY FUCKING CONGRATULATIONS BECAUSE YOU ARE NOW A PIECE OF COMPLETE SOCIAL FAILURE.
[there is a box chock full o' megaphones and Official Camp Moderator Badges in the mess hall. we demand chaos.]
WHOOP-DE-FUCKING-DO FOR YOU.
NEW MODERATORS ARE AS FOLLOWS: ZUKO, MONKEY D. LUFFY, KAGURA, SHIGURE, AMERICA -- I DON'T KNOW WHAT THE SHIT YOUR REAL NAME IS, OKAY, SO AMERICA IT FUCKING IS -- ZEX, HORUS, PROFESSOR FARNSWORTH, RABI, ZIDANE, AXEL, APOLLO, ZIM -- OH MY FUCKING GOD HALF OF CAMP IS ON HERE. FUCK IT. EVERYONE CAN BE A GODDAMN MOD. IF YOU FEEL UP TO THE CHALLENGE, TAKE ONE OF THESE MEGAPHONES AND A BADGE AND THEN HAVE MY HEARTY FUCKING CONGRATULATIONS BECAUSE YOU ARE NOW A PIECE OF COMPLETE SOCIAL FAILURE.
[there is a box chock full o' megaphones and Official Camp Moderator Badges in the mess hall. we demand chaos.]