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how strange! the zombies appear to be passing out packages. you cautiously accept one from a one-armed ghoul. tearing it open, you discover a small, hard ball and a letter addressed to you personally. its contents are as follows:
Ah! Hello there, young camper! Glad to meet you. My name is Oak. People affectionately refer to me as the POKéMON PROFESSOR.
My world is inhabited far and wide by creatures called POKéMON. For some people, POKéMON are pets. Others use them for battling. As for myself, I study POKéMON as a profession. In any case, POKéMON have long been the constant companions of people in my world, and for the next week this kinship between man and POKéMON will be extended to include you!
You see, my lab has grown too crowded to hold every POKéMON under study. Construction to expand the POKéHABITATS are already underway, but it was recommended by a fellow scientist that I leave my POKéMON in Camp Fuck You Die's capable care.
You have been given a POKéBALL with your very own POKéMON. I hope that in this coming week a lasting bond will form between you and your POKéMON partner. If for any reason you wish to decline participation, a temporary POKéMON DAY CARE has been set up beside the camp mess hall.
Campers! Your very own POKéMON legend is about to unfold! A world of dreams and adventures with your POKéMON awaits! Let's go!
Pokéball? Is that what this ball is? ... if you click it open, whatever's stuck inside will probably come out...
((DAY ONE of Pokemon Week. Get to know your new animal buddies without the pressure of battle! Your Pokemon can have whatever personality you feel like giving them, be it violent or overly affectionate. I'm in #preparefortrouble if you have any questions or comments, but like I said, this is little more than a meet and greet with YOUR ADORABLE ANIMAL BUDDIES omg squee. I will not be replying to this post in a narrating capacity, so anything goes for mingling. o7))
Ah! Hello there, young camper! Glad to meet you. My name is Oak. People affectionately refer to me as the POKéMON PROFESSOR.
My world is inhabited far and wide by creatures called POKéMON. For some people, POKéMON are pets. Others use them for battling. As for myself, I study POKéMON as a profession. In any case, POKéMON have long been the constant companions of people in my world, and for the next week this kinship between man and POKéMON will be extended to include you!
You see, my lab has grown too crowded to hold every POKéMON under study. Construction to expand the POKéHABITATS are already underway, but it was recommended by a fellow scientist that I leave my POKéMON in Camp Fuck You Die's capable care.
You have been given a POKéBALL with your very own POKéMON. I hope that in this coming week a lasting bond will form between you and your POKéMON partner. If for any reason you wish to decline participation, a temporary POKéMON DAY CARE has been set up beside the camp mess hall.
Campers! Your very own POKéMON legend is about to unfold! A world of dreams and adventures with your POKéMON awaits! Let's go!
Pokéball? Is that what this ball is? ... if you click it open, whatever's stuck inside will probably come out...
((DAY ONE of Pokemon Week. Get to know your new animal buddies without the pressure of battle! Your Pokemon can have whatever personality you feel like giving them, be it violent or overly affectionate. I'm in #preparefortrouble if you have any questions or comments, but like I said, this is little more than a meet and greet with YOUR ADORABLE ANIMAL BUDDIES omg squee. I will not be replying to this post in a narrating capacity, so anything goes for mingling. o7))