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[There are two girls doing homework in the library, one with a PILE of books surrounding her and one with none at all. There's a sign on their table that reads:

FREE HOMEWORK HELP*
*Success rate may vary]

Hitagi-senpai, are you sure these English phrases are appropriate?

Of course, Sakura-chan. I can't possibly think of a reason why "Me love you long time" would ever be inappropriate.

Thanks so much! You really are smart!

[Do you: a) intervene, b) get help for yourself, c) mingle d) OTHER?]

[[ooc: burnt out and working tomorrow, to boot. Will pick up old AND NEW threads tomorrow. Party on, mingle, etc. o/]